Look On The Bright Side

otbs, fire melts metal.

Oh wait. They didn't melt.

 

otbs, you have a handsaw

wait, its blunt.

 

otbs, that means it's a hammer. And hammer break stuff.

No wait, the saw just bent and didn't achieve anything.

 

otbs, the bars aren't connected to anything and you can just push them out

wait, we're too short to reach them

 

On the bright side, you remember seeing a wooden stool you can use to reach it.

Your flaming axe burnt that stool to ashes.

 

otbs, the axe can burn through the wall

wait its brick

 

otbs, you can probably take one or two out to balance on to reach the window.

Wait no, the wall's pretty secure.

 

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tbs, you might be able to kick a brick out

nope nevermind, am so weak

 

otbs, someone you know here can help you.

...
You don't know a single person here...
Why are you here again? .-.

 

otbs, you can make friends

wait nevermind i dont do that

 

otbs, money is another option.

wait, we're poor.

 

otbs, we can rob a bank

wait, we're still stuck in this room

 

otbs, there's good food here.

Wait no, the fatty over there ate it all

 

otbs you wont be fat like him

oh wait you already are fat

 

otbs, maybe you can be used as a wreaking ball to break out.

You just bounced off.

 

OTBS you wont get scraped.

But you're still stuck inside.

 

otbs, there's air conditioning

... who tf turned the heating units on. .-.

 

otbs you wont die of frostbite


.... but now it's so hot in there that you're on fire.

 

otbs, you can melt the wall down.

Wait, you forgot it was made of bricks.

 

otbs you can die and leave this horrible world.

but the firefighters come and put you out.