Survive!

With a cry of pain, the world implodes. The universe as we know it caves in on itself. The lego is the last thing remaining. Gathering all the space dust to itself, as it is the biggest thing there, an explosion occurs and a new universe is creates. Remenats of our memories comvine with those that are nearly created. The earth has now gone through it's 5th mass extinction and you (kinda) survived with all yoir memories of it intact.

You brain explodes from the (bs) research that goes into that response.

 

A 'mind explosion' is a metaphor so my actual brain remains safely intact.

You are being hunted down by the smartest snail in the world who can kill you in one hit.

 

Luckily, its not Turbo so I get away pretty safely.

These balloons are covered in birdseed and carrying you up to a flock of birds.

 

Good thing I take out my VR before it's to late.

Thanos makes you not feel so good.

 

I teleport myself out of the movie and grab some popcorn.

When you walk into a bog, a hand grabs you and drags you into the water, with its intent to drown you.

 

It's just a hand though. It sinks, of course it would sink down. >.> I just, kinda, take a step out, bringing a had with me.

Turns out, it's holding you really tight. Rip blood circulation.

 

The hand loosens its grip, giving blood back to the hand

A gigantic man surfaces from the bog, and proceeds to try and smash you

 

I swift right (or is it left?), placing him on my 'I don't want to smash' list. He goes away dejectedly.

You're bleeding out and it's not healing after cutting your finger open by swiping.

 

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I use lay of hands to heal 5hp and the wound is gone.

Spinus, the great god of spines, knocks on your front door.

 

All they did was knock. >.> We have a nice chat. :D

Oh. They want your spine. .-.

 

Turns out whoever this guy was only wants an image of your spine for reference. You call your doctor and get a copy of an X-ray that contains your spine, and this guy lets you leave.

A bunch of trees in a forest wake up and try to eat you.

 

"Try."
In this RP, trees don't movr, they don't control their roots... they're just... trees.
I walk away after fraking out for a bit.

You are found as Survivor in ToS

 

So I no longer exist... but then you destroy everything... including the meaning of your words? So I do exist? And, like, nothing happened? Cool. ^-^

You die trying too long to think up of a really complicated death to stall people.

 

I reincarnate as a quantum particle, and move to the nearest multiverse in the current metaverse. Then, I use quantum-fission and Higgs fields/Higgs Boson Particles to reincarnate in that multiverse.

A random rubiks cube flies out of a random area and hits you on the head

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o crap ok

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I use quantum mechanics to reincarnate.

A random rubiks cube flies out of a random area and hits you on the head

 

It misses. >.>

You eat a poisoned cake. ;-;

 

I use quantum mechanics to reincarnate.

You get buried.

 

I breathe in, I now once again have air in my lungs. I don't know what I Sob 9000 is, what you don't know can't hurt you. I then proceed to have a robot throw a baseball at 90% the speed of light of you, you can see the effect of this at: https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/ better think fast.

 

I use my eclipse scythe to cut the ball then I send a plasma wave to you

 

I put on a plasma wet suit, get a plasma surfboard an ride the wave. Surfing is fun!

I remove all the DNA from your body.