Survive!

A few weeks ago I was playing this game with a friend and I decided to turn it into a forum game.

This is how it works.

The person who starts puts the person who wants to respond next by putting the next player in a situation where the next player is gonna die. The next player responds by surviving this situation in a crazy, flashy way. No, I don't care how rare or lucky or ridiculous it is.

EXTRA NOTICE(8/19): You may not use your post to put players in a situation that has happened within 5 posts of your post.

EXAMPLE:

Player 1: I take out my gun and shoot it at you.

Player 2: I use my gun and shoot your bullet, stopping your bullet from hitting me.
I poison you with a fast-killing toxin.

Player 3: The side effects of the toxin allow me to morph into an alien, so I siphon your life to survive another day.
I push you off of a building...

...and so on. If you have a problem with this thread with putting other people in situations where they're gonna die, I'll take it down.

I WILL START. I trap you in a vault and fill it with water.

 

I drink the water, now I'm full hydrated.

I send a gang of armed Jake Paulers to your house.

 

I play actual good music to drive them away.

You are trapped in an iron maiden.

 

I cut off the spikes on the Iron Maiden.

I cast a spell to make you suck at Fortnite.

 

Jokes on you I don't play fornite. (It stupid game)

You become Kars at the end of Battle Tendency.

 

I don’t know what that is so I survive.

I hack your roblox account

 

I just use my alt and send a swat team to your house.

A swat team is attacking your house.

 

I become a Guardian of the Galaxy however by stealing my friend's Samsung Galaxy and Guard the phone from him. I then destroy the swat team using my Guardian of the Galaxy prowess.

Your phone becomes a Samsung and is about to blow up in your face.

 

But due to the indestructive capabilities of a Samsung, the explosion is completely self contained. No hard comes to be, or the phone.

I think you just siphoned and drank all yoir blood thinking you were a vampire.

 

I'm already a ghost. Ghosts don't need blood to survive. (Well, they're already dead, but...)

You're locked in a metal coffin, the coffin is encased in lead, the lead-coffin is thrown into the Mariana Trench, and the trench is nuked with all of the nukes on Earth.

 

But I live in the fourth dimension? Let me just walk back through the valley of time before this all happened.

A giant bird is feeding me to it's giant bird baby things. ;-;

 

Well, it's feeding you to them, not me, so I do not care.

You get thrown off a building with no parachute nor glider.

 

Luckily, I'm an Aarakocra. I use my reaction to fly 50ft.

Killer bunnies everywhere. ;-;

 

Off-topic: How are you doing that as a reaction? I think it takes movement on your turn to fly.

I send a swarm of bees to sting all of the bunnies and distract them so I can escape.

Speaking of that, now a giant bee army is surrounding you and trying to sting you to death.

 

God will protect me.

There are landmines all around you.

 

I rewind time before you placed them.

Time is now in a paradox.

 

I'll escape to a different universe using a tear in space-time.

A different version of you is invading your universe, trying to kill you.

 

To bad that I am skilless

A safe falls on you.

 

Uhh...
[Researching...]
[Researching...]
Damn..The best I can do is a bonus action to dash. ;-; It's a reaction to teleport somewhere, not fly. D:

But the safe, being a safe, keeps me safe, from the safe, as the safe, falls on me safely.

You die of suffocation inside the safe.

 

The safe is inside out, therefore I open it.

You step on a lego brick.