Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted. We stop to rest for a sec and the continue typing furiously.

 

I wish I didn't forget to wish. .-.

 

Wish granted, you remembered to wish, but forgot how to walk

I wish i was super smart

 

Wish granted! Yoir intellect is out of this world! Scientists disect and run experiments on you to find your secret.

I wish my irl backstory was at least 10% MC material.

 

wish granted, mc is the symbol for the element moscovium, so now your backstory is 10% moscovium!

I wish when you corrupt this wish it will have a negative effect on me

 

Wish granted! Your wish is corrupted with no side effects imposed upon you. Instead, your wish caused many others to rack their heads for a bit, wishing that they wished they were smart. Those people are now tired.

I wish this wish gets corrupted. (Stalling 101 again. ;p;)

 

Granted?

I wish people appreciated the Emoji Movie

 

oof. I need better stalling tactics.

Wish granted!
Appreciate: recognize the full worth of.
We all appreciate it as the piece of shit that it is.

I wish I lived in an magical highschool scenario. >.>

 

magical = literally magical, as in everybody is a wizard and stuff, and there are a bunch of evil witches and wizards trying to break in the school

I wish to be able to control reality

 

Wish granted, you may only use it once per decade. Have fun!

I wish for telepathy.

 

Wish granted! But it's everyone thinking to you and you an't turn it off.

I wish for a wilted rose.

 

wish granted, but its in perfect health hahahahahahahah
i wish to not be reliant on sleep

 

Wish granted! Now, instead of sleeping, you must lay perfectly still in the sun and let your consciousness drift off for at least 8 hours a day to work.

I wish a had a bigger 'sword' xD

 

granted, but its not the biggest

i wish i could stop getting distracted

 

granted, but now you lose the forum war.

I wish I could figure out how to program.

 

Granted, but in the process of figuring it out, you accedently reprogram your cleaning to robot to kill you.

I wish it Niko would make sense. Am i wasting my time?

 

Wish... granted? I think it's granted. I don't know. I couldn't make sense of it either. Wish faerie be confuzzeled. But it's probably granted. Maybe.

I wish for a time limit (less than 2 weeks pls) to be imposed on how long I'll wait for the ten people. >.>

 

Wish granted, its now negative 1 day, which rolls over to like 217.4 billion days or something

i wish for nice profile pics

 

Wish granted, but's it's nsfw and you get banned from wynn because of it.

I wished I didn't have to clear my search history each day. >.<

 

granted, but you will anyway

i wish for a nice meal