Corrupt A Wish!

granted, but its actually me

i wish for an excuse to play games

 

Granted, though they don't seem to say much... baka >///<

I wish for [REDACTED]

 

Granted, but they are too lloud and burst your eardrums.

I wish people would stop calling me a terrorist because i'm brown,

 

Granted, now they'll call you a terrorist regardless

i wish people wouldstop pointing out my ethnicity

 

Granted! But games no longer exist. .-.

Granted! But [EXSPUNGED] happens

Granted. You're a terrorist for no reasons now.

I wish ya'all would stop replying so fast. .-.

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Granted! Now everyone's shaming you for being a weeb.

[Same wish in this post]

 

Granted, we reply even faster.

I wish for a new lamp.

 

granted, ill reply 0.000000000000001 secojnds slower

i wish id make less spelling mistakes

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oof
lamp is broken
same wish

 

Granted. The reason you get a lamp was because the last one exploded, blinding you permanently.

I wish for a glass of water.

 

the water is water vapor (air)

i wish for a glass of milk

 

Wish granted! But auto cucumber 'corrects them' for u. ;p

[Same Wish]

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You have a cow in a cup now. ;p

I wish for a wish. (Stalling 101)

 

Granted, but your grammar errors are now off the charts

Granted, it's frozen.

I wish that I didn't move a literal ton of concrete today.

 

wish gratned, except that next wish is also subject to these rules

i wish for a new genie

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granted, its now 2 tons

same wish as before

 

Granted, but the universe doesn't appreciate that, which leads to [REDACTED]

I wish we didn't mess up the timing of these posts.

 

Granted! But they're out of wishes

(All the wishing is going crazy with the need to refresh. ;-;)

I wished I had less alerts to sort through.

 

granted, you will have lesse email alerts

i wish i could typefaster

 

Granted, but your keyboard can't handle it.

I wish I was a ninja.

 

Wish granted! But your keyboard inputs slower.

I wish I could keep my delusions of me keeping up with you two. ;-;

 

granted, but your delusions mean that you fall into an enless loop of quoting

i wishss tahtt i need d to stop

 

Wish granted but no one knows cause you're that good at hiding. And you don't know how to 'unhide'

[Same Wish Above]

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That wish. >.>

I wish you phrased that in the form of a wish.

 

wish granted, but its in bad enlgihs

i wish all of us would stop