Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted! But with all that comes endless despair. You have everything so what is left to live for?

I wish I was more sensitive around human emotions.

 

You are overwelmed and die of sadness.

 

I wish you wished.

 

Granted. His wish is to get to murder you and get off scot-free.

I wish a tree could fall on my school.

 

Wish granted! A tiny bonsei was dropped on the edge of the premesis. Nothing was harmed.

I wish had a smoothie each day.

 

Wish granted, but it's only made of water.

I wish I had the power to kill anyone I want.

 

Wish granted but you accidently sign the book with your name, to ahow that you own it, and die.

I wish the next person gets that reference. xD

 

Wish granted. No downsides!

I wish you became a tsundere :D

 

No! I'll never become a Tsundere for you!
Baka!
This wish will not be granted!

I wish I knew why alot of people I know on the forums (at least 5 now. .-.) are wanting me to be a Tsundere.
It's not like I want to know really...
But I might...
But not for you. >:T

 

Wish granted, you'll find out soon.

I wish I had money.

 

Wish granted, its Monopoly money.

I wish for new Steven Universe episodes to be released right now.

 

Wish granted but you can't watch them. All information about the new releases are kept from you and you know it's released. You just can't ever access it.

I wish I had an injury (that doesn't involved the head/brain/spine)

 

Ok. You lose your arms and legs.

I wish I had the power to reverse time.

 

Wish granted! But you are forced to reverse time to the time before you made your wish. You also forget what happened during the time you reversed back.

I wish I actually had the abilities of my character in Aquila's campaign, 'Modern Fantasy'

 

Wish Granted! But now your gun always backfires, and you can't TS anyone without them suddenly knowing your deepest darkest secrets. Kayla do this.

I wish I was goku, and lived in his world as it is now, but wouldn't die from bad guys, and live a happy, simple, yet fun life, and die of old age.

 

Wish granted, but you become goku one second before his death.

I wish i was good at video games.

 

Wish granted. You are good, even godly in the eyes of a baby when you pkay videogames. They can't comprehend thr moveset you are doing.

I wish going to Japan gave transparent subtitles.

 

explain so I can fvck it up pls.

 

I assume he wishes for subtitles so he can actually understand what the people are saying.

Granted, but you can't see them due to how transparency works.

I wish I had a working clockwork... cat. Yeah, let's go with cat.

 

Wish granted, but you need to wind it up every three minutes to work.

I wish I could have a neat superpower.