Look On The Bright Side

On the bright side, it's not just two people throwing words at each other now.

I got, like, 5 alerts from @NotAWeeb alone.

 

On the bright side, me too!

I have no life.

 

Wait... five alerts from yourself? xD Anyways, on the brightside, neither do I, a fellow weeb non-weeb.

"You're unique. Just like everyone else."

 

On the bright side, you're still unique!

Climate change will destroy the world.

 

On the bright side, the weather finally changed.

You unwillingly join the dark side.

 

On the bright side, the

being

can no longer target you in true darkness.

Te dark side promised me cookies if I joined them but I didn't receive any.

 

On the bright side i can give you cookies.

I don't like apples.

 

On the bright side, the doctors like you. They're just gonna strap you to the table and stick their needle in you I'm sowwy... >.<

You're playing a game of sudoku with someone will falling after jumping out of a plane. He's winning. You realize you forgot your parachute. But that's not too important. A bird just shat on your board and another took your scrabble pieces. All of your devices were left on the plane. What now? :/

 

On the bright side, you're suicidal.

You're on a boat in the middle of the ocean, heading from North America to Europe. Suddenly a massive whirlpool appears in the ocean, sucking in anything that comes into a medium range of it(3/4 of a mile). It just so happens your boat is trapped, with no escape out and no life jackets. You also cannot swim, and you know you are screwed.

 

On a brightside, someone at port probably noticed all the missing safety percausions and sent a chopper after us.

You failed the SAT.

 

On the bright side, you can confirm the existance of Charybdis if there are any rocks nearby. Who knows, you might meet the othrrone too. :D

School is boring and teaches information that can be found online.

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On the bright side, you can retake it.

You got A's on every test in math except for the ones that can't be retaken. You got D's and less for those.

 

Look on the bright side, you don’t have to study for an hour and can continue playing fortnite

Your girlfriend says no to your proposal.

 

On the bright side, I didn't want one anyway.

You are poor.

 

Look on the bright side, you can give up on her and continue playing fortnite. >.>

The is a poweroutage everywhere that lasts for a week.

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On the bright side, you have a reason to do all of those DIWHY projects.

(Same scenario above)

 

On the bright side, you can go out and socialise.

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The world turns out to be flat.

 

On the bright side, you can upgrade your table flip to a world flip.

I have a jar of random jellybeans and what to eat one but I'm not sure what flavours are in there.

 

On the bright side, it's a mystery, adding flavour to your life!

I have cold hands.

 

On the bright side, it's almost summer. Having cold hands will help.

You bang your pinkie on every corner until you sleep. Waking up, your pinkie banging spree continues. >.<

 

On the bright side, your training your pinkie’s resistance. Keep it up.

You’ve made clones of yourself and all 100 of you can’t remember which is the original.

 

On the bright side, you have 100 clones!

I don't have a social life.