Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted, the moon splits into shards, which creates asteroids, which crash into the earth, ceasing all life on the planet.

I wish the Steven Universe fandom would stop freaking out about Rose Quartz and Pink Diamond being the same gem.

 

Wish granted, they start freaking out about every thing in the show except the gem.

I wish for the 90% of the world to start using base 12 numbers

 

Wish granted. The 10% of people includes America's military and they cause an uprising to switch back to base 10.

I wish to start a new forum game that works out okay.

 

Wish granted! But you have no relation to it. You didn't make it and you can't see it so you have no idea what it is.

I wish there were less days in the school year.

 

Wish granted! Your parents become Asian and will kill you if you don't get an 100 in every assignment.

I wish I could eat everything without consequences.

 

Wish granted! Due to being able to eat trash and wastes without consequences, you are now part of the cleanup crew. All wastes are brought to you to dispose. You get as much pay as a street cleaner and are locked in a room with the wastes while working.

I wish I get a good grade on my Physics project that's being shown rn. ;-;

 

Wish granted! You get a good grade by cheating but your professor catches you and you get expelled. (You technically got an 100 at first)
I wish that I live through the world of JOJO in part 4 as Josuke with no changes to happen in that part. (It means the story is the same but I live the life as a main character and I have no memory of my current life)

 

Wish granted, but you never come back.
I wish I didn't have the compulsion to continue on all of these threads.

 

Wish granted! But I tag @NotAWeeb from every post now on until you reply back.

I wish the next person tags atleast 15 different users in their post.

 

Wish granted! @atleast_15_different_users
hm, doesn't exist.
oh well.

I wish I had a social life.

 

@atleast_15_different_users Wish granted! But your social life only consists of people online. And maybe a dog.

I wish I had the ability to turn/be invisible.

 

Wish granted, you are forgotten by your loved ones in the process.

I wish I had the motivation to post anywhere on these forums except for the forum games section (and the rare trade market post whenever I need to buy something)

 

Wish granted! +100 motivation to posting on the forum if unrelated to forum games. But forum games already has a motivation lvl of 10000 so you're gonna kewo posting here. >.>

I wish my phone had less glare as I walk home from school so that I could actually read the stuff on the screen.

 

Wish granted! You phone will not gave glare, but instead you will have light shining into your eyes every time you look at your phone.

I wish for pancakes.

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oof phone keyboard

 

Wish granted! But biting into a cake who's ingredients include only pans really hurts.

Ik. ;-; You didn't place a space between 'pan' and 'cakes'

I wish my phone connected better to WiFi

 

Wish granted Tsundere! your phone connects to every wifi and overheats and overworks and blows up and kills you and your best friend.
I wish i loved humanity.

 

Don't call me that here!
We actually have weebs here...
And I don't like being called that...
Unless it's you... Shut up. .-.

Wish granted! 'Loved' When you were a child, you loved humanity. But then an apple fell on your head and you told this Issac Newton guy. Now he got all the credit for gravity and you start hating humanity.

I wish there was more school because it's the only time I interact outside my house but at the same time, I wish there was less school because school work and tests suuuuck. >.>

 

Congrats! Wish Granted. You have so much school, that you stay there forever, and they run out of food, and you are starving. And instead of tests and homework, you have to run on a treadmill on the highest level while doing everything else

I wish i had friends that cared about me.

 

Wish granted! They care! ... very little about you. .-.

I wish I didn't work better only when I procrastinate, so that I might have some reason to not peocrastinate but still keep the same work quality.

 

Congrats! You still have good work quality, even if u don't procrastinate, but you have stopped doing work altogether, and wind up in the slums with no family or money and have to love off your own fat a$$

I wish i had infinite money, happiness, love, strength, looks, and everything good I would Want.