A Modern Day Fantasy Rp [6/10]

frick. I'm being out played.
Luckily, I got a trap card! >:D
I EAT MY SUNDAE! (or was it a cheesecake? I need to check my facedowns...)
@MistaTigger is losing LP quick, with no actions to play. >.>

 

By you playing your trap card you just activated my monsters effect. I get to take a bite out of my corn cob

 

Oof. I'm walking into all of this aint I.
I tap my lands (foot) and activate the instant spell "napkin" to wipe my face (along with all effects of whatever you just did).

This is gonna be the most epic battle description of two people eating. ;p;

 

Funnily enough, table flip still beats all.

 

I then activate the spell card polymerization fusing my shrimp, bacon and mango salsa to make an even stronger creature. Here comes juicy baconed shrimp

 

I look for another entrance to make it less suspicious.

 

I attack with my vanguard!
Twin drive!
I eat two scoops of my sundae.

 

I counter attack with my new monster by eating the shrimp
And when I take a bite it's special effect activates. The bacon gives a nice crunch

 

Because my sundae was sent to the graveyard, I will flashback it, casting it again to savour the taste. It allows me to ignore the crunxh of yoir bacon.

 

But that leavs you right open for a big bite of my corn cob

 

I drink coffee to recover, healing one damage.

I'm just imaginging two old men staring each other down, glaring at each other as they try to eat food angrily. xD

 

And at least 3 people are watching us

At this short moment of piece I aslo drink my coffee

 

The hell did I wake up to?

 

I shake my coffee a bit (shuffle the deck) and prepare for another round by readying my spoon.

Food wars... >.<

 

I put my shrimp in defense mode and equip it with a fork

We just ain't cooking

 

I take advantage of the time it takes to equip to make a Slight of Hands check.
18+3=21
Another bite of the sundae disappears without you noticing.

 

wait a second i can still try to notice it by a perception check
8+2=10 you got lucky
So then I'll use my action to eat as much as i can

 

Bonus Action for extra attack.
1+6= Fail
I drop my spoon.
Action Surge
I spend my action to put the spoon on the table and by bonus action to stand up and get another one.
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TBH, I'm stalling till one of us three (you, me and Tigger) finish eating. xD

 

I'm also stalling
While you're gone I try to eat as fast as I can trying to beat you

 

Frick, I'm taking alot of damage.
I'll drink a healing potion (coffee ^-^) when I get back.