Look On The Bright Side

On the bright side you no longer feel guilty for eating his friends and family

You go shopping but when it's time to pay you need to give up all the good tasting food because you're poor.

 

on the bright side, you got more money to spend!

You spend 16hr ob a project to get a C, compared to someone who spent 10min for an A. They're bragging about it infront of you and you feel disspirited.

 

look to the bright side, now you will never be judged by ayone else, because youre ded

i waked up in the night, opened the fridge and there was no food

 

On the bright side, you can turn the fridge off to save power.

You try to use the microwave and it does not work.

 

On the bright side, it hasn’t exploded.

My microwave exploded.

 

on the bright side, wathever you was going to make hot inside the microwave will not go to your stomach, and you will not get more fat :)
you died and got to hell

 

On the bright side you get to buy a new one... a red one (every one knows red microwaves work better)

You buy chips then open the bag and there is only 1 chip in the bag.

 

On the bright sode, you bought more air, and air is needed to live.
You try eating dog food but it tastes nothing like what the bag said it tastes like.

 

On the bright side it does not taste like liver.

You misspell side and people make fun of you.

 

On the bright side, you know what it tastes like now, so you stop worrying about it.

You get stung by a bee and suffer an allergic reaction from it.

 

On the bright side, it's a bee not a wasp so it dies with me :}

You get stung by a wasp.

 

On the bright side, you now know to stay away from wasps.

Your grandma dies from heart disease.

 

On the bright side, you have an excuse to skip school for the next few days. (Yes, I'm insensitive. >.>)

Your eyes are gouged out and your ears and tongue are cut off. You are left in an alley (you think?) and its raining.

 

Look on the bright side, when you look at bright things it won't hurt! also rain is very cooling.

You go to grab a spoon and they are all dirty you can't eat your ice cream without a spoon...

 

Look on the bright side! You now have a reason to stick your head into the container, stuffing your face full of icecream!

You're being swamped with homework and schoolwork and don't have enough sleep to function.
(Also, I just saw your signature. Very nice. :D)

 

Look on the bright side, 100% of people who sleep will die, so maybe lack of sleep is not a bad thing.

You cut onions and start to cry.

 

Look on the bright side! Now you know you can feel guilt for bringing the blades to those poor defenseless onions. ;-;

Your computer keeps auto restarting, deleting all your work. It doesn't improve afterwards either and it's costs too much to repair or get a new one.

 

On the bright side, you have an excuse not to do electronic work.

Your significant other commits suicide because you broke up with them.

 

On the bright side, they won't go crazy when they find you you already had a child with their sister.

Someone just waved a gun at the bankers and then placed the gun, and the money, into your hands before running off. The police is here now and you're not sure what to do.

 

On the bright side there is a thing called witnesses, so I would be fine.

Some one steals your shoes but every one thinks your just crazy for not having shoes.