Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted but then you get arrested for stealing.

I wish I had $5 in my pocket right now. quick edit:Cash

 

Wish granted! You now have Five dollars of counterfeited cash in your pocket.

I wish I had Six American Dollars in my pocket right now, and they should be the actual thing, acceptable at all stores.

 

Wish granted but then you get mugged right away, and they take your belt too.

I wish I had 7 real American dollars in a safe in my house.

 

Granted, but you then get mugged and lose the money.

I wish for 7 ordinary $1 bills.

 

Wish granted! But you forget the combination.

I wish I had 8 Real American dollars in a safe in my house. I will always have access to the safe and remember it's combination. No one else jas access.

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Wish granted! You're also mugged. >.<

《Same wish above》

 

Wish granted but the safe has a bomb in and and blows up just the money.

I wish I had 9 real American dollars in a safe spot in my house that is fire proof and I will always be able to access.

 

Wish granted! But you die and come back as a spirit, always bound to the safe.

I wish I had 10 real American dollars that will never leave my possession until I use them voluntarially. I should always be able to spend them with no reprecussions. I shouldn't die before spending this money.

 

Wish granted but you become brain dead and use your legal rights to do stuff "voluntarily" so your mom spends it for you on a fidget spinner and it shames you forever.

I wish I had 11 real American dollars that will never leave my possession until I use them voluntarially. I should always be able to spend them with no reprecussions. I shouldn't die, or go brain dead before spending this money.

 

Wish granted! But the world changed and now $1000 can't even buy you a stick of gum.

I wish I had 12 real American dollars that will never leave my possession until I use them voluntarially. I should always be able to spend them with no reprecussions. I shouldn't die, or go brain dead before spending this money. The value of this money shouldn't change, and neither should the items that can be bought with it.
(Just gonna do this till we get the 'perfect' wish. It's gonna have, like, seven articles to it. >.<)

 

Wish granted They never leave your possession because they were left in you during a surgery and you never want to spend them because you don't know it's there... you die a slow painful death because it's in your lungs.

I wish I had 13 real American dollars that will never leave my possession (which is my pocket) until I use them voluntarially. I should always be able to spend them with no reprecussions. I shouldn't die, or go brain dead before spending this money. The value of this money shouldn't change, and neither should the items that can be bought with it.

 

Wish granted, you decide to buy a pack of steak with it. After eating it, you go into cardiac arrest from having too much body fat.

I wish for all of my old teachers who I hated to get fired

 

Wsih granted! But they now get hired to be your personal teachers!

I wish @Dr Alphys would stop stopping our wish chain, that was well on it's way to create the perfect wiah.

 

I have the same wish ;-; I guess I need to corrupt it... I guess @Dr Alphys stays a forum member...

I wish I had 1 pair of pants.

 

Wish granted, they split apart while you’re wearing them.

I wish for this not to turn into a wish chain

 

Wish granted but another chain is started.

I wish the next few posts complete a word starting with 'p' where each post states one letter along with their wish.

 

NOOOOO that was the worst wish corruption ever... guess what... you go offline some times me and @Tsu will get back to work ;}

I wish I had 1 red flower.

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Wish not corrupted pal ;]

I wish for the letter y to be added. ( I hope I under stood this right)

 

Wish granted. But it's red because it's dyed with your blood.

I wish people wouldn't stop others from making wishes. >.<

 

Wish granted, however Flowey dyes himself red and he is your flower again.

I wish I didn’t have to do a science project tomorrow

 

Wish granted! But the letter 't' is also added.

I wish you find a way to continue that chain while corruptong this one.

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Wish granted! You get to do two. ;p

I wish I didn't have any projects (current:4) due on Monday, during the middle of the day when school isn't in session.

 

Wish corrupted because you failed you also needed a word with 'p' ;/

I wish for 1 bread stick