Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted! You accidentally sell it to the item buyer, unidentified.

I wish I had a dog.

 

Wish granted, it's hairless and super wrinkly

I wish I had two dogs.

 

they're

xD

I wish I had 3 non hairless and non wrinkly dogs.

 

Wish granted but they are all super hairy so they look like 3 moving mops and the hair gets so dirty and gross and they smell bad then they try to sleep on you.

I wish I had 4 dogs with short hair.

 

Wish granted! They eat all your food.

I wish I had 5 dogs wish short hair, non wrinkly, and who wouldn't eat my food. They should also stay clean.

 

Wish granted they don't eat your food... they skip right away to eating you.

I wish I had 6 dogs with short hair, that only eat dog food, are clean, and are non violent.

 

Wish granted! They never listen to you though and run away, to never come back.

I wish I had 7 dogs with short hair, that only eat dog food, are clean, non violent, and obedient.

 

Wish granted but the 7 dogs all get worms and die and your house is covered in worms... tape worms... and some of them infect you.

I wish I had 8 dogs with short hair, that only eat dog food, are clean, non violent, obedient, and super healthy.

Edit: I think this is the coolest wish chain ever in this game.

 

Wish granted, they follow all of these requirements, but all of them get run over by a car

I wish you two would stop these “I wish I had a *insert number here* dogs with *insert all requirements here*

 

Wish granted! But another chain is started.

I wish I had a cat. ^-^

 

Wish Granted... because you broke the chain and it would not be the same if we continued...

I wish @Dr Alphys had a soul.

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Wish granted but it's hairless and wrinkly.

I wish I had two short haired cats.

 

Wish granted? I think Flowey took it though? >.>

I wish you didn't reply a minute after my wish and not grant it. ;-;

 

Wish granted, its corrupted by an unknown, volatile dark energy.

I wish you didn’t tag me

 

Why are all of us so poorly timed?
Wish granted! They're radioactive and you die from them always rubbing against your legs.

I wish I had 3 short haired non radioactive cats.

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Wish granted. I'll start tagging @Dr Alphys

I wish you continued the chain. :T

 

Wish granted @me woops I should not tag them... @Dr Alphys

I wish you could forgive me for that jerk move.

 

Wish granted. I forgive you for that move hat wasn't directed at me but I'm not gonna forgive you for skipping my wish twice now...

I wish my wishes weren't skipped. D:

 

Wish granted, but that also means you get more wishes corrupted, which is a bad thing.

 

I wish you wished. .-.

 

Wish granted but they forgot to put the wish in the post.

I wish I had $3

 

Wish granted. The keyword here is 'had'. Tge wish faerie took $3 from you to achieve that wish.

I wish I have at least $4 in my bank account.