Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted but wait.. you trying to win this game no wish denied...

I wish I could make 2 wishes a time.

 

Wish granted! You can make 2 but one will automatically be censored and ignored.

I wish I had a life... ;-;

 

Wish granted you live as a human test dummy, does not last long.

I wish I had a 33x33x33 rubik's cube.

 

wish granted! It's 33am x 33am x 33am, making it too small for you to see or use.

I wish a had a cube 1in x 1in x 1in inch, painted blue, sitting on my desk.

 

Wish granted but you go color blind and it looks green.

I wish eggs were illegal.

 

Wish granted. Eggs are now illegal. Luckily, they are now called "eggos", making them legal.

I wish I knew which came first between the chicken and the egg... ;-;

 

Wish granted. You watch the following video:
And then you feel so unsatisfied with the answer after worrying about it for years, so you fall into a deep depression.

I wish for a non-contaminated regular sized Hershey chocolate bar that doesn’t have pins in it

 

Wish granted! I's 120% dark though. It's horrible. ;-;

I wish I got some more sleep. >.<

 

Wish granted you go into coma for 3 years and when you wake up half your family is dead.

I wish for one flower.

 

Wish granted, however its Flowey from Undertale.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch.

 

Wish granted you switch out all your Nintendo games for EA games

I wish for a toaster with a pineapple on top.

 

Wish granted! But the toast shooting out of the toaster knocks the pineapple off.

I wish I find something nice to use as my signature. >.<

 

Wish granted,
But the pineapple was in the form of pineapple slush which went into the toaster and broke it

I wish for a strawberry smoothie

 

Wish granted just make it "Banned for reading my signature <then a link to the banned game>"

I Wish I would be better at corrupting wishes.

 

Wish granted! But someone bumps into you and you spill it onto the ground. ;-;

I wish I had a nice mc username.

 

Wish granted but it's so good people hack your account to steal it.

I wish you did not ignore my last wish.

 

Can't post links yet. ;-;

Wish granted! But everyone else impr Done that already. .-.
Wish granted! Your vanity consumes you and you spend the rest of your days on this thread.

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Wish granted! It was replied late but I may delete it. >.>

I wish one of my accounts weren't hacked. ;-;

 

Wish granted that account isnt hacked anymore, but all your other accounts are

I wish my phone never ran out of battery

 

Wish granted! Your phone now has an unlimited amount of (uncharged) batteries. :D

I wish for a wish that would wish this wish to wish for another wish that wishes for the other wishes to become wishes that wish for the thing each person wants to wish for using their wishing wish.

 

Wish granted but that last paragraph was too much for my brain and the world explodes

I wish to get a mythic in wynncraft