Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted. But the apples are moldy. And worm infested. And corrupted, so they throw other apples at you. Rip, died from a 1344 apple barrage.

Can I, perhaps, get one normal apple that one can buy from the markets for 39 cents each? A red apple, fresh with no abnormalities. Based on the universe this is typed in, everyone wouldn't mind having it.

 

not a wish, so I can't corrupt it... sure

I wish for a bag of water.

 

O frick, I forgot to wish! Wish granted! There's a bag of water. No, it's not yours. No, it has nothing to do with you, leave it alone. >:T

I wish I didn't forget to wish last time. ;-;

 

Wish granted but because you forgot to wish last time the apple became a orange.

I wish for bag of smaller bags holding nothing.

 

Wish granted. Due to not having anything inside (they also don't have nothing inside), the game doesn't recognize them as items and, as such, the items are cleared from your inventory... as well as the rest of your inventory. ;-;

I wish wynncraft added more questions between level 90 and 100.

 

Wish granted

once you reach level 90 every other level wynncraft will give you a big test

I wish for one extra finger per hand.

 

Wish granted! They all fall off though since you weren't born with them.

I wish I could win the forum thread "Last One to Comment Wins"

 

Wish granted your web browser freezes forever and you can only see your comment as last, you never use the internet again

I wish I could draw a card (like art drawing of a card)

 

Wish granted! The art looks horrible though and no one likes it.

I wish I had the heart of the cards when playing card games so I would automatically win any duels I played in.

 

Wish granted your heart turns into a card and you die because cards are not hearts.

I wish I was faster in forum games.

 

Wish granted! But every one else improves more, making you seem alot slower.

I wish I could finish my food instead of spending so much time on forum games. xD

 

Wish granted but you lose out on all the fun of forum games.

I wish forum games were less fun so it would be easier to get stuff done in life also my like to message ratio is trash.

 

Wish granted. You get some other useless, meaningless thing done.

I wish I had 10 messages to post links. >.<

 

Wish granted wait do forum game posts not count to messages? ;-;

I wish I knew how forums worked better.

 

Wish granted! Now you know forum games don't count towards messages. And now you're sad because you have less messages. (totally)

I wish forum games worked towards messages. >.<

 

Granted but then people like you get a like to message ratio of 0.00000000000000000000000000000001

I wish for better wish ideas.

 

Wish granted! It'll come to you... eventually.

I wish I had a cat neko.

 

Wish granted but because I don't know what that is you get an explanation of me not knowing what that is.

I wish I knew what a neko was without googleing it because I'm lazy.

 

Wish granted. A neko is a giant cucumber, used to relieve stress.

I wish going to Japan automatically downloaded subtitles onto my glasses. .-.

 

Wish granted but the subtitles block all of your view

I wish that @Tsu made thoughtful bans in the banning game.