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What’s next? An R-rated LEGO movie with Adam Sandler?

 

well shit.

The hollywood industry is really going down

 

man drugs sure hit grover hard

 

jesus christ poor elmo. I can't imagine what he's been through or what he's hiding under his happy demeanor

 

Pure cocaine. What do you think Oscar has in his garbage pail?

 

I dread to think. I think he's been an addict ever since he got famous. He couldn't handle the pressure of being on TV

 

I’m afraid you’re right.

 

Next up: the emoji movie 2: scorched smiley
Starring
The last movie’s villain that turns out to have been a puppet of an evil overlord
The main character with an ”I’m too old, I abandoned that way” attitude
Obigatory characters from the previous movie that were important there but spend most of the time in this movie gasping at REALLY obvious stuff
New characters meant to be better than the old but end up just being annoying, but stay on the adventure because they’re the new things meant to sell the movie
The new evil overlord’s friend/family member/co-worker who hates them and ends up helping the main character despite having sworn loyalty to the evil overlord


It’s gonna happen if we don’t stop stuff like this right now