Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted! You now have a typing impediment.
I wish that the Earth was drowned in milk.

 

Wish granted. But it's another Noah's arc sernario and you were the only one not allowed on board. The milk goes away afterwards and the land is lush and plentiful.

I wish that there were more fonts for this forum.

 

Wish granted. All the old fonts are removed, and the new ones are extremely ugly.

I wish I didn’t have to do an oral presentation for English class tomorrow

 

Wish granted. Now you do two.

I wish I had a life. xD

 

Wish granted. Your state of mind becomes that of SCP-451.
I wish for the realization that most modern art sculptures are hunks of garbage (literally).

 

Wish granted! But it's beautiful garbage! (Also, they start thinking the rest of art is trash as well, and that modern art is just the best from the trash pile)

I wish someone could answer my math homework for me. .-.

(csc^2+sec^2)/tan^2 = csc^4 Verify the identity.

 

Wish granted, however they give you the wrong answer

I wish I was better at Cuphead

 

Wish granted. However, a hidden code activates making it so hard (for you) that it becomes unplayable.

I wish I had a bit more creativity for these wishes. .-.

 

Wish granted, you get so creative that nobody understands you anymore.

I wish for @NotAWeeb to quit the forums so I have a better chance of winning Last Person To Comment Wins

 

Wish granted, except I quit for one minute and I join this thread as well.

I wish for the ability to run on very little sleep.

 

YES!! You joined. xD I didn't want to reply till you came over here. ;p;

Wish granted. You can run on really little sleep. It's just really really really bad for you.

I wish that the next wish gets someone new to join. ;p (Spam tag them guys)

 

Wish granted, however the new person who joins is Salted, and he locks this thread AND decides to ban all “Corrupted Genie” type games on this forum.

I wish I could eat nothing but seafood for the rest of my life.

 

Wish granted! You can no longer eat (eat nothing) and can only look at it from afar (see food). Rip, no comfort food. ;-;

I wished someone made a joke about the page we're on. xD (I'm really mature. ;p;)

 

Wish granted. The joke is made on the next page.

I wish to escape school early and not suffer any negative consequences.

 

... Well played.

Wish granted. Because you skipped school, you are a bit lacking in education (this isn't bad since you have enough to be able to live comfortably). However, a situation occurs and you are the onk one who can save the world. Which fails due to your lack of education. You can't comprehend those higher being's problems, leading to the end of the world.

I wish someone with a wynncraft rank would reply on thia page or the next.

 

Wish granted. Someone with a rank has replied on this page.

I wish I could have a sandwich.

 

... I'm stupid.

We'll be simple. It's poisoned.

I wish I could have a (non-poisoned[@Tsu]) sandwitch.

 

Wish granted, it's on fire.

I wish I could be a plane.

 

Wish granted. I hire the FAA to shoot you down. They succeed.

I wish I could have a chocolate panini sandwich.

 

Wish granted, but you get the wrong sandwitch cause I have no idea what it is and am too lazy to search it up.

I wish soneone would tell me what a chocolate panini sandwitch is.