What Is Your Best Pick-up Line?

The best pick-up line someone could use on me is "Oh what book are you reading? Oh my god I fucking love that book.

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Chloroform. Not chlorophyll.

 

Please, don't disabuse him of this. Maybe, if he's ever dumb enough to try it, he'll try it with a few plant leaves.

 

do you have hurt feet? cuz you're already walking the hole night in my head

 

Chill. If he keeps calling it the wrong thing he'll look even more stupid.

 

give me sucky boom boom AA AA

 

I lichen you, will you go out with me?

(For to work, you must hold up lichen and say lichen as: Like + en)

 

I got cash.

 

hey baby if you were a fruit you'd be a FINEapple

 

MMMM TUCH MY WEE WEE P L S R E EE A A AA

 

hey baby if you were a mod you'd be optiFINE.

 

Lmao stop this was nerdy good

 

Who wants an abusive partner?

 

Haven't seen this here;

"Do you have your cell phone in your back pocket, because that ass is calling to me"

 

"Oof.. somebody farted. Let's get out of here." ;)

 

“have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?”

 

"Would you like to be my girlfriend?"

It worked somehow, and been steady for six months, strange for me.

 

Aww thats good for you! Hope y'all are both happy and goin strong c:

 

Play Roblox with me

Has a 50/50 shot of working

 

Try it out on someone and tell me when it does work. If it does, consider me amazed.

 

R u a weeping Angel? Cuz when u look at me I turn to rock. Dr who ftw