Rank Buying Advice!

you have forgotten the Z U C C

 

Z U C C can ZUCC my dick

 

VIP isn't worth it
VIP+ is worth it
HERO is worth it but I costs the big moneys

 

I put it like this -

VIP: useless...
VIP+: yeah thats about right for normal peeps
HERO: i'm not rich go away

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1. a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2. a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.
3. sexual passion or desire.
4. a person toward whom love is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5. (used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, or thelike): Would you like to see a movie, love?
6. a love affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
7. sexual intercourse; copulation.
8. (initial capital letter) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros orCupid.
9. affectionate concern for the well-being of others: the love of one's neighbor.
10. strong predilection, enthusiasm, or liking for anything: her love of books.
11. the object or thing so liked: The theater was her great love.
12. the benevolent affection of God for His creatures, or the reverentaffection due from them to God.
13. Chiefly Tennis. a score of zero; nothing.
14. a word formerly used in communications to represent the letter L.

 

basically shop description with some humor added