Corrupt A Wish!

Given your love of exact words, the bottle's dad would kill me after the screaming, given me a window of opportunity to be interested.
my loophole wins wooohooooooooo

 

I wish for an addition in the options menu in which you can select music files from your computer and listen to them within the game

 

I failed to inform you the exact method as to how the dad killed you but I shall reveal it now - he does it through a stealth attack, which means that you have no window to be interested or excited because you never saw it coming >:D

yeeeeeeee haw I win :P

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Wish granted! But all of the music files play at the same time so you get ear raped the entire time

 

Aha, however, there was no mention of the bottle's dad being interesting; it was the original bottle. The attack only occurs after the screaming, of which is considered interesting, as it would be " holding or catching the attention". In the time that the bottle is screaming, it would be considered interesting, and the attack has yet to occur.
yeeeeeeee haw I win :P

 

Wish granted, @SeeksarianZxSery shoots you out of jealousy.

I wish for hot chocolate.

 

turns out its reallly really hot. your house catches on fire. I wish for dern to be released

 

Wish granted! But it only gets released for 30 minutes before being deleted foreverrrrrrrrrrrr... along with the Captain of Dern using his / her dark magic to stop all of your electronic devices from functioning for the exact 30 minutes where Dern is available.

 

You didn't wish... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wish @TurboStratus eternally suffers for forgetting to wish.

 

Wish granted! But time travels really fast during my time of suffering and I reincarnate as a new wild TurboStratus. After that I live happily ever after a life of awesomeness

I wish for a jar of dirt :D

 

Wish granted! The jar is microscopic.

I wish for the peaceful conditionless intentional denuclearization of North Korea.

 

Granted. However during their elimination process they all go off in the middle of the ocean, everybody blames them despite the actual truth, and nuclear war ensues.

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Have fun with your new radioactive Zm9yIDElIG1vcmUgb3h5Z2VuIHRvIG!

I wish for a burger that isn't radioactive, poisoned, or otherwise potentially harmful to me.

 

Wish granted, but it’s contaminated with a non-lethal substance, but this non-lethal substance makes the burger taste horrible.

I wish for the perfect dose of sleeping medicine that will help me sleep every night for as long as I live.

 

Wish granted. You get a dose which places you in an endless sleep, making you to sleep each night away from the rest of your life...

I wish the person who makes the message below this one uses bright pink size 7 Tahoma text.

 

Wish granted. I think you know where the text went.

Wait, shit. The text size didn't copy.

I wish for a pizza.

 

Wish granted, a ghost pepper is crushed and spread all over your pizza, making it so spicy you can’t eat it

I wish to for at least one boss altar to be added in the Canyon of the Lost by the next major update

 

Granted. It is glitched and bugged so you can't use it

 

You forgot to wish.

I wish that @Satakakel is banned from this thread for forgetting to wish.

 

Granted. However just before they ban me I change my name and they don't know who I am anymore.

I wish that the next wish is a bad one

 

Granted... but the reason the wish is bad is because it’s bad for you

I wish that Satakakel would step on a lego