Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted, but every wish you make is shitty
I wish for more creativity

 

Wish granted. You now know how to make good graffiti.

I wish to spend a whole day alone in the darkness.

 

Wish granted, however because you can’t see in the dark, you walk into a wall and end up in the hospital for months.

I wish Alphys NEO was a real boss fight in Undertale

 

Since nobody’s corrupting my wish, I’ll wish for something else.

I wish for a $20 Steam card

 

granted, but the code was used already

i wish for a happy comeback

 

Wish granted. You have now begun the descent into madness.

I wish to skip this test I have to take

 

Wish granted, but every test afterwards is almost impossible.

I wish it was June.

 

Granted, in the northern hemisphere, the temperature is over 100 degrees in the shade and over 120 out in the open, or in the southern hemisphere, the temperature is less than 15 degrees in the shade and sub-zero (less than 0 degrees) in the open.*

*Temperatures are in Fahrenheit.

I wish for the rest of the corrupted dungeons to be released in the next update.

 

Wish granted! But the next update is in 3018

I wish for Dern to be released tomorrow

 

Wish granted. Dern is filled with watchers that are invincible and one-shot even the tankiest warriors.

 

I wish for the last 1-50 territorial discovery to be found

 

Wish granted! But the territory has a secret player detector that delete's the entire player's inventory upon entering it, along with crashing the entire server as a bonus

I wish the trading window was larger so mythic trades with 10+ stacks were easier

 

Wish granted, however the server crashes after every trade, which deletes all the items in the trade window.

I wish for a glass of non-contaminated lemonade

 

Wish granted! But the lemonade tastes horrible when it's put in the glass

I wish to get an internet connection of 0ms (milliseconds), along with the hardware (servers) being tough enough to run those speeds for all users without and damage done to them

 

Wish granted. You have to pay for the servers and everybody's usage.

I wish for people to understand the Orange Wybel is just depressed.

 

Wish granted! But as a result everybody starts bullying the Orange Wybel to no end, causing the Orange Wybel to become infinitely miserable, causing the market to crash because nobody is focused on trades. All of the mythics are lost due to ppl carelessly dying to the Orange Wybel and loosing soul points. The same happens to the other items too, and then the entire server rage quits, leaving the Orange Wybel with temporary relief but an immediate burst of tears due to lonliness. After the Orange Wybel has finished crying, he gets angry from the tragic events and seeks revenge on you, causing you to die.

I wish Warp's negative mana regen stat was removed, and for the perfect Warp to appear in my inventory the next time I log into mage, and for that perfect Warp to be never lost unless I wanted to get rid of it.

 

Joke's on you, my build is an Orange Cybel slayer

Wish granted. Warp's name is changed to Celeritas. A new level 4 Unique is added, of which is called "Warp".

I wish for distilled, purified, mundane vinegar within an indestructible, purified, mundane bottle. Said bottle has an opening, and said opening is corked with a whole, solid, purified, mundane cork. This bottle cannot be used as a weapon and is located upright on my table. It, the cork, and its contents have no volatile reactions with anything. The bottle is the size of a standard bottle of wine.

 

Joke's on you. The lvl4 unique still retains the 234% ws which is all I need >:D

Wish granted! But the bottle is a talking bottle and screeches so loud that your eardrums burst. After that, the bottle's dad arrives and exiles you from existence for altering the properties of his son.

 

mundane google definition "lacking interest or excitement; dull."

This basically means that the bottle's dad kills you. As a result, you can't be interested or excited if you're dead. Also the restrictions you placed was only on the bottle itself and you did not mention any external factors. This means that the bottle is still mundane and thus your wish is still granted and thus my loophole wins wooohooooooooo

ta daa :D