The True Gods Of Wynncraft

You know those so-called "gods" of light and hippie stuff like that?
That's fake.
Today, I shall reveal the TRUE gods of Wynncraft.
We shall see how these deities created the world.
We shall see how these deities influenced events.
Shall we begin?

The Elder Gods
In the beginning, there was nothing but a bit of writing on a piece of paper. It was an idea for a world, one with potential inexpiable. This was located in the upper realm of the gods. The sacred text was produced by the master god, Salt'd. His corporeal form resembles that of a cow. Having created the world that we live in, he is the Cultivator deity.
Salt'd could not accomplish this goal on his own, so he spawned two other gods to assist him. They were Gi Ran, the Creator deity, and Gemluh, the Reality deity. As Salt'd dictated how the reality should operated, Gemluh wove the fabric that would soon become the realm of Wynn. Since his work takes him past the corporeal realm, Gemluh is rarely seen.
When the realm was completed and inhabited with mortals, Gi Ran began construction of civilization. In addition to shaping the landscape, he would have to create housing for the mortals. Though he would've eventually completed it, the realm was quite vast. From talented architects of the mortal species he made servants, known as the Builders. Soon, the construction of the continent of Wynn was complete.

The Council
As the world quickly became bland, Salt'd decided that conflicts would have to occur in order to provide entertainment. He hid the Nether Portal and sealed the Corruption within it, knowing that greedy mortals would eventually attempt to mine in it. Additionally, he enlisted storytellers to help create conflicts with him. This was known as the Council.
Soon, many events unfolded in the land of Wynn. A war on the Corruption was waged. A corrupt entity razed the land. A great hero rose and disappeared. However, as these events slowly became forgotten, Salt'd determined that more events had to occur. From this point on, he and the Council would work to create logical issues with a clear conclusion. He asked Gemluh to create another realm, one restricted to gods, Builders, and the Council.

Betrayal
A mushroom cow known as Peppered rose through the ranks of the council. He gained Salt'd's trust, eventually becoming his right-hand man. However, he grew corrupt with power, and plotted to overthrow Salt'd. He gathered an army and attempted to lay siege on Salt'd stronghold. However, the Council informed him of the plot, and he banished Peppered to the depths of hell. Damned souls will wind up under his command, as he plans to raise an army once more.

Expansion
Soon, Salt'd grew tired of Wynn. There was no more room for conflicts, and the existing ones were long resolved. He pondered for millennia before deciding the solution: he would create a new continent. This would be his most ambitious expansion yet, and he would need all of his subordinates to assist. Gemluh expanded the fabric so that it could handle more land. Gi Ran and his army of Builders would create the land. Finally, he and the Council would create conflicts within it. To parallel the corruption of Wynn, he decided on a Decay of the lands.

Mysterious
Soon, a great need for predictable action was required. Gi Ran thought carefully about what could be done, and he decided on creating gods capable of stitching patterns in the fabric of reality. After raising a good amount, he put A'ron-ti as the leader of the team. Soon, they managed to recreate the actions of mortals with realistic masks and armor stands. They could recreate scenes from the past with various props, identical rooms, and particle machines. They became know as the CMD: the Creation Medium Distorters.

Another Expansion
A joke about a steam-powered province sprouted within the ranks of the Council. Eventually, the idea was extremely developed; Salt'd took a liking to it and decided it would be added. First, he enlisted Gi Ran and the Builders to move the mountain ranges. After that, he and the Council created conflicts within the lands. Finally, he asked the CMD to add realism to encounters. The mortals were very happy with the end result.

Anger
A Council member by the name of Cel'vott The CCLXXXIII grew angry at the mortals. They quickly solved conflicts with the sheer power of their equipment. In a fit of anger, he increased the strength of some weaker items and weakened stronger ones in order to maintain balance. Though mortals grew angry over this change, there was naught they could do. Eventually, they adapted to using skill and intelligence to solve conflicts instead.

A New Idol
In earlier iterations of the cloth of reality, there were a few holes that required attention. Most notable was the issue of guilds: groups of mortals and deities alike clashing for territory. However, the fabric was so warped that guilds were rendered unusable from instability. Sometimes, a person would be omitted from a war. Occasionally, guild records described a member as existing twice. If a being were to change their name, they could not hope to leave. Rising among the ashes of riots was a great Savior, the mighty Je'presand. Hearing our pleas, he took it into his own hands to fix guilds once and for all. Not satisfied with the result, he cut out the patch that represented guilds and replaced it with his own creation. With the issue resolved, he sought to remove all problems, no matter the gravity. However, he was eating a stack of potato's and accidentally dropped one into every war territory. These potatos contained as much mysterious power as he. To this day mortals have attempted to unlock their true potential. Although Salt'd is the master god, Je'presand is hailed as the TRUE Lord and Savior. Angry Bovemists (who only worship the old gods) have persecuted those who believe in the Council, but the precense of belief still lingers. Eventually, Bovemists hung the corporeal image of Je'presand on a wooden cross until he perished. His spirit now prefers to operate in the Council's world and from beyond the veil.

This was brought to you by The Church of the Great Council.
Now you know about the true gods of Wynn.

Recap of Notable Gods:
Salt'd - The Cultivator
Gi Ran - The Creator
Gemluh - The Reality Weaver
Peppered - The Traitor
A'ron-ti - The Grand CMD
Cel'vott The CCLXXXIII - The Mighty Balancer
Je'presand - The Tailor and Savior

 

hmm, these names are familiar


but i just can't put my finger on it

 

Nice fanfic.
However, this is false.
As everyone knows, JehPrasentus is the leader.

 

surprisingly accurate

 

Jp is the only god

 

Where’s guilds and JP?

 

Maybe he've forgot Jp, but guild is..

 

I just showed this to grian and he scrapped MSL and said this is now official lore.

 

Oh damn we need to make an add on for the Divine Fabric Repair Assisstant, J.P’Resend. @SeeksarianZxSery you need to get on this, wise Deity Chronicler.

(Sorry for the name i am a pun maker not a deity name maker)

 

What about Lord Tantibus?

 

he's too tantibus-y

 

Je'presand added

 

Saltan
Griphomet
Jprecifier
Covil (Colin + Devil)
XD XD XD

 

uhh wut bout the jumla man u hoe

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What about Hams y'all

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How did no admin like this tf

 

More Satanic names - More staff I will name.