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Fixed that for you.

 

Who’s next?

You can’t really repeat checks like that back-to-back

 

OOC Lute: "Why not both?"

 

Btw, I actually have a plan for something later, can I have a visual description of Lute?

 

Rizkeld: "He... he has a plan? RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

 

OOC Kyelas: "We need to seal that closet really, really well now."

I'll do it later™.

 

Rizkeld: "Try Sovereign Glue and an antimagic field. Just let the glue settle before you put in the field. Otherwise, the glue loses its power and just becomes sticky paste."

 

OOC: "Alright. Kyelas, we'll trap Lute in her room. You keep the door shut while the glue settles. After that, we'll get an antimagic field set up. Also, I'm having Masamune work on removing the windows."
OOC Kyelas: "Got it."
OOC Lute: "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wa-"

1 hour later...

OOC Lute: "Can... Can you let me out now?"
OOC: "We'll send food and water in through that little dog door. You have some entertainment in there, right? Oh, also, I installed a bathroom through deus ex machina powers."

 

OOC Ti'Lin:"She can probably entertain yourself, if you know what I mean."

 

Rizkeld: "To be fair, you are taking a kobold's advice on this."

 

You gave me a really good/bad idea.

Make a character who’s personality is basically a male version of Lute (probobly a Rogue or something tho) and make him have really high charisma and be very smooth with his words

Shove him in a campaign with Lute. They both do their thing and like tease/insult each other the whole time while also flirting the whole time.

So basically they pretend to hate each other but secretly want to hook up with each other but neither wants to admit it

Every time they are in a situation where they are ABOUT TO hook up, the DM does something which makes it not possible.

Repeat throughout whole campaign for comedic effect

 

You know what? Have that character be a Barbarian with high Charisma, because why not?

 

OOC:althiaos:"don't need to tell me twice"

 

Rizkeld: "Not you. Hold Person."

 

Barbarian + Lute? Oh god. That reminds me of a webcomic that I can’t show you because it’s NSFW, but it’s basicslly like that.

Guy goes to a brothel and while doing it he starts foaming up in the mouth and starts shaking violently. He gets kicked out and the owner points to a sign saying “No Beserkers”.

He was raging.

 

Any random class that doesn't fit the archetype works for my idea. Fighter, Ranger, etc.

 

I red a thing about that.
It was about a rogue with incredible high charisma. They made a comic out of it.

The rogue was stealing stuff and a guard showed up.
Guard:"What do you think your doing there?!"
Rogue:"You didn't see anything."
Guard gets hypnotised because the rogue is super beautiful.
Guard:"I.. didn't see anything."

The rogue was basically to hot to be lying or stealing.

 

I saw a thing about that with an Orc Rogue. And he just like intimidated everyone

Like instead of a stealth check to sneak past a guard, he would use an intimidation check and just be like “YOU DIDNT SEE ME” and stuff like that

 

I mean, Lute wants a harem more than a hook-up, but details...

OOC Lute: "I'm working on it! Having a horde of males who do whatever you want in the hopes of hooking up with you is great! 99% of the men I meet aren't good enough for me anyway."
OOC Kyelas: "I don't want to know what you do with your time..."

OOC Masamune: "Hey, I hacked into Lute's computer and checked her search history, and..."
OOC Lute: "OH GOD NO!"
OOC Masamune: "You know that fanfiction involving Kermit?"
OOC: "She needs therapy."

 

YourDnDcomics?