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SPOILER Dern Explained In The Shittiest Way Possible

Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by ocu, Mar 25, 2018.

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what yall wanna see next

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  1. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    @SPYROHAWK 90% of your theories about dern are now correct and confirmed by salted himself
     
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  2. SPYROHAWK

    SPYROHAWK Head Grand Theorist HERO

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    Bovemism started in Wynn after the corruption, it’s unrelated to Dern
     
  3. Lumia

    Lumia Making your potatoes since 2002. CT Manager HERO Builder

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    That's what they want you to think.
     
  4. IamHorse

    IamHorse Travelled Adventurer

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    Can you explain the mining in Southern Wynn that caused a disaster and almost or might've not caused another disaster?
     
  5. SPYROHAWK

    SPYROHAWK Head Grand Theorist HERO

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    It was confirmed in Salted’s explanation of why there’s no Bovemism in Gavel
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    Bovemism does not worship Mooington
     
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    hmtn Archivist of the Realm VIP+

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    Wait really? Huh. I thought I read that somewhere as a justification for the rampant salted-worship.
    Guess not.
     
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  7. SPYROHAWK

    SPYROHAWK Head Grand Theorist HERO

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    Well, it is just an excuse for salted-worship, but it’s an excuse for salted-worship with lore!

    Basically after the corruption hit the people of Wynn needed something to believe in. So they turned to “The Great Cow” (or is it The Great Bovine? Idk, basically discount Salted) as a figure to believe in and worship. Hey, we could make a religion out of this!

    And yeah, Bovemism
     
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  8. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    DO I SEE A PART 4?

    YES YOU SEE A PART 4

    ABANDONED MINES EDITION

    so basically in wynn's ultimate pursuit for emeralds during the 900 APs or something im pretty sure they had found this one spot and started mining it

    Screen Shot 2018-03-27 at 9.03.35 PM.png

    then they made a really big base out of it after finding many emeralds

    Screen Shot 2018-03-27 at 9.05.25 PM.png

    but one day they dug waaaaayyyyyyyy too deep and found something the villagers forgot to tell the government about. literally 90% of the villagers knew about it but they forgot to tell the government

    DERN

    ROAD TO DERN TO BE EXACT

    Screen Shot 2018-03-27 at 9.07.24 PM.png

    so after that they left and then went to a part in the mountains that was soon the small but large gate i talked 'bout in part 1

    they dug hella deep into that and you know what they found???

    ruins
    and dern
    and darkness
    and dern
    and ive seen said ruins with my own ey- SALTED U SAW NOTHING

    Screen Shot 2018-03-27 at 9.10.05 PM.png

    so then they collapsed that entrance so the darkness couldnt get out. basically a seal

    Screen Shot 2018-03-27 at 9.12.35 PM.png

    aight anyways thats it for dern


    1.18 i shall add more
     
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    Mistrise Mystic Surfing winds and chasing windfalls HERO

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    That seal is a flying... uh... yeah.
     
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  10. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    you monster
     
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    Mistrise Mystic Surfing winds and chasing windfalls HERO

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    Look man, I'm just saying it as I'm seeing it
     
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  12. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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  13. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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  14. FluxifiedGod1

    FluxifiedGod1 AAAA HERO

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    update the game salted we need more of this
     
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  15. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    bumpity bump motherfuckers

    DERN IS A VERY CLOSE
     
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    <div> i will kill again HERO

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  17. Anti

    Anti unmute me toy ;c

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    finally, an explanation i have the brainpower to understand
     
  18. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    its my thread

    and its still relevant
     
  19. nicktree

    nicktree wynncraft player HERO GM

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    Can we theorize about Derns release date here?
     
  20. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    its july something
    confirmed

    anyways 60 posts yey
     
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