Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted. Now you have so much homework in the weekdays that you get an F on all your classes.

I wish everyone was POSITIVE!

 

Wish granted, though now everyone is optimist and careless about conflict to even the worst situations.

I wish Religion never existed.

 

Wish granted. In ancient history, humanity, without anything to look to in times of darkness, falls apart.

I wish the Jews, Muslims, and Christians would stop getting mad at each other and split up Jerusalem(I'm an atheist, so if I piss off anyone I'm sorry).

 

Wish granted. However, wars between all Middle East countries rage on, leading in the destruction of the area and leaving the area I’ll-fitting for people to live.

I wish I wasn’t getting latency for no reason while I’m playing Wynn

 

Granted. You get latency for no reason doing anything but playing Wynn.

I wish I can get out of math class(it's boring as hell and I know the material already, I just wanna test out of the class and stop wasting my time)without suffering any repercussions.

 

Wish Granted: You're out of math class, but in getting out of class and not learning the materials, you fail all of your future math tests, ruining your chances at college. They don't say foundational math skills are important for nothing!
I wish for a good book.

 

Wish granted! But it’s 1000 pages long and you have to read it by this weekend.
I wish for loads of sushi.

 

wish granted, but you ended up acquiring too much sushi and now have rotting fish all throughout your house and your neighbors hate you because of the bad smell.

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I wish for a glass of water

 

Wish granted. I poison the rim of the glass, so when you take a sip your body shuts down and dies.

I wish for a bar of chocolate.

 

Wish granted, but it’s as hard as a rock. I wish for Donald Trump to get impeached.

 

Wish granted however he gets convicted for nuking Russia who then retaliated causing a nuclear winter, you end up living a miserable life looking for warmth and food before dying slowly and alone to a painful cancer the radiation gave you, no one mourns you.

I wish for road to Dern to be released tomorrow.

 

Wish granted, however, the quests are as good as the oldest Wynn quests, and the building is very ugly and uncreavive.

I wish my guild wasn’t dying

 

Granted, it's dead

I wish for more forum likes

 

Wish granted, but you get too many likes, and someone gets jealous of you and reports you as a hacker.
I wish for a second mythic.

 

Wish granted, but it's a pure with minimum IDs
I wish for a better build

 

Wish grabbed? Lol.

 

Fuck autocorrect

 

Wish granted, it’s so good that when you duel people with it, you instantly kill them. This causes everyone to think that you’re hacking, so you get banned

I wish the profile pic file I wanted to use wasn’t too big

 

Wish granted, but it becomes so low resolution you become memed

I wish I had less lag

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Wish granted, but it becomes so low resolution you become memed

I wish I had less lag

 

Wish granted, you have the perfect fps and everything but you are cursed to timeout every time you make any kind of input.



I wish for infinite wishes.