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SPOILER Dern Explained In The Shittiest Way Possible

Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by ocu, Mar 25, 2018.

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  1. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    So basically there is a province out there called dern, which is south of wynn, basically it is the province of darkness while gavel is the province of light.

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    Dern is inhabited by an enormously powerful beast called "The eye"

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    Even Qira fears it!

    Around it are many black and purple spikes representing how darkness has taken over dern and left it desolate.

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    However, to get to dern, you have to go through the ROAD to dern

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    Dern is currently being controlled by an evil entity called the eye, which i discussed earlier. The "Eye" is also the Beast of Darkness and represents dark, such as how orphion represents light.

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    Bob is speculated to be from Dern (his mother is) which explains his gray skin. You fight bob in "Reincarnation"

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    the Road to Dern is accessed by a small but large gate near the Abandoned Mines, who found Dern way back when. Sadly it is blocked off until 1.18 when Salted will let us in and I will dominate the entire field.

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    (the first letter says HALT but i got lazy)

    Bob, before his death in 984 AP, went back to his home to do some heroic shit, he fought the Eye and failed, but before he did he sacrificed himself and sealed it :DDDD

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    Thats All!

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    part 2

    part 3:

    part 4:

     

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    Last edited: Mar 27, 2018
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    BuffAirSpear Avos Air Assassin HERO

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    Wynn: The Anime Does not like anime VIP+

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    stop Well-Known Adventurer

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  6. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    @colin350 increase the picture limit to 15 so i can make this a masterpiece
     
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    SPYROHAWK Head Grand Theorist HERO

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    Anyway...

    Other than not mentioning The Ancients, I like this. I want more.
     
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    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    jaymansil Radicalist warrior in wynn

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  11. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    ALRIGHT BOYS PART 2:

    so the ancients of wynn walked their asses away from dern and went to the dernel jungle bc they were scared of the eye

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    So after they fled they found out oabout the corruption and made 4 crystals with it. whoever put them together could kill the entire continent

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    then after they got away from the eye and maybe fought it with the crystals

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    they made a language and found new magic and made a whole time travel thing out of it

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    and then they all died!


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    THE END
     
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    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    PART 3: FEATURING GAVEL AND DARKNESS LORE

    so basically light and dark have been at war

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    The Eye began to lose, so what it did is it had a REALLY REALLY big clash with light and it made a very bad and dark force that jsut helped it called corruption

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    so afterwards it took over dern instead of trying to be friends with it, it took the holocaust route

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    and the rest is history


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    le end
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    ok i mentioned the ancients happy now
     
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