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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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ok i should stop now

 

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now

 

What did you say about cummy you little prude? Do you even know cummy? Have you even explored all of cummy's holes? Including with your penis inside of cummy's nostrils and sweat glands? No? Didn't think so.

Cummy is the better and more sexy incarnate of jesus himself, gifting us with more wisdom in each word than the karma-sutra and the sexy edition of the New Testament do combined. Praising Cummys decrees in one poorly constructed sentence with a few emojis is like explaining orgasms with one word. Mentally disabled, possibly unable to masturbate, and possibly asexual. These are facts.

Do you even know what an Alaskan snow dragon is you little virgin-cock? It's where you cummy so hard after a bj that it comes out the girls nose. I've only pulled it off 52 times. You need to do it at least 246 times before addressing cummy less formally than as the true Lord and savior.

Go have sex with at least 37 other virgins before you even begin to think about the ultimate sex jesus again.

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i guess we are gonna be talking in copypastas now

 

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One cummy two cummy three cummy four ! Daddy gives me cummies cuz I'm his little whore!

He puts it in my mouth cuz we know it's really yummy And sometimes if I'm good he'll even put it in my tummy.

Doesn't matter where it lands, I eat it up like honey. We find out if it's thick or if it's really runny ⛲.

I don't have time for school , it's always ‍super boring But every day is fun when daddy has me whoring .

If the ice cream melts it's best to lick it off the cone Cummies are the best when it's hard as bone . When it first goes in it's hard not to moan Low pitch high pitch in every kind of tone .

Clear and sticky or thick and creamy I'm the cutest whore and daddy says I'm dreamy .

Front side ↕️, back side ↔️, even upside down ! At home , or in the car , or all across the town !

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what have we done

 

10 char

 

wat

 

Exactly

 

wat

 

Dugudjwjwjc

 

No

 

@Dr Alphys yes

 

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Difidiaidiv

 

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little kids shield your eyes

scrolling up this page is NSFW

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. You probably are poor. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You have no life. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Your mom gay. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. You can't say 'no u' back, btw. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I bet you won't read this. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Bitch ass little dick motherfucker.

 

Hi

 

rip page 299. you got so close

 

It's ironic how this thread still has less replies than the dungeons and dragons campaign by spyrohawk

 

I wish I could give this thread zero stars. You don't see the true winner of the thread. Not once. How is such a thing possible? Let's make 'Jurassic Park' but not show the dinosaurs. Let's make 'Aliens' but with no Xenomorphs. How about 'Titanic' with zero boat. This is a thread about a bunch of nerds constantly commenting just to feel like a "winner" (who aren't ) and the fact that you never to lay eyes upon the winner until the next 3000 years and in manga chapter 9284189482924 is an embarrassment to everyone involved. Would love to say, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed," but I'm definitely both. Best thread my ass, anyone who says they liked this pile of shit needs to take a look in the mirror and tell themselves they deserve better than a thread about nerds commenting on a thread where you never see the winner. Not once.