Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted. The cake expired last June.

I wish for three more wishes.

 

Wish granted. You have no control over those three wishes.

I wish for a diamond.

 

Wish granted, but everyone else gets one, making them worthless.

I wish for a new Wynncraft update to come out.

 

Wish granted. This new update doesn't add anything, it just severely nerfs all items.

I wish for happiness.

 

Wish granted. Your luck turns to -9001 and life is constantly trying to kill you but the wish makes it so that you are always happy so you are laughing and trying to run into bullets. Making your happiness make you quite suicidal.

I wish for my depression to be cured.

 

Wish granted, you now have AIDS

I wish elemental defense didn’t exist on mobs

 

Wish granted. but now there is now elemental immunities.

I wish that the shiny Pokemon I got actually had good IVs and a good nature.
(The shiny Riolu I got literally had like IVs in the single digits...)

 

Wish granted. You discover and capture a shiny Xerneas with 40 IVs in each stat... you are then accused of hacking and are banned from competitive play.

I wish that most humans weren't idiots.

 

Wish granted. Most humans now become successful while you are stuck living in an alleyway as a homeless person and is dumb and a drug addict. Also nobody is willing to help you out.

I wish for my luck to not be full of bullshit (the bad kind) and for the good kind of bullshit to stop going against me.

 

Wish granted. Because of the inability to completely eradicate bullshit from the world because of stupid people, the one instance of bullshit that happens to you is getting crushed by a crane's payload after it malfunctions.

I wish for a good SD card.

 

Wish granted. You drop it in a lake.

I wish there was a faster method of factoring a trinomial with a leading coefficient

 

Wish granted. You're stupid for not knowing about the quadratic formula(although trinomial with leading coefficient could be a lot of stuff tbh).

I wish humanity wouldn't hate each other as much as we do and the horrifying school shootings stop.

 

Wish granted. Members of humanity no longer hate each other as much as they used to... they hate each other more now. Instead of shooting schools, people decide to take their anger out on daycares and toddler mortality rates skyrocket.

I wish for the answers to all philosophical questions.

 

Wish granted, but all the answers are ‘no u’.
I wish for FNaF7

 

Wish granted, but it's pretty much a FNaF World game, and there's only the weird animatronics.


Oh yeah, I wish for Israel and Palestine to get their crap together.

 

Wish granted but it costs a small loan of a million dollars to download.

I wish I could find my copy of luigi’s mansion dark moon

 

Wish granted but then it explodes in your face and gives you some severe burns

I wish I can shoot up some schools with no punishment. :D

 

Wish granted, but you feel guilty about it afterwards and you commit suicide

I wish Nintendo made a new luigi’s mansion and a new Mario and Luigi game instead of remaking them

 

Wish granted! They're both spin-offs of super monkey ball and minecraft. Bad ones, too.

I wish calculus is easy

 

Wish granted, calculus is now as easy as adding numbers 1-10, but it gets so boring that you decide to drop the class.

I wish I didn’t have so much homework this weekend