Corrupt A Wish!

Granted! But it’s mixed in with a little bit of pee

I wish for Nirvana (the mythic)

 

Wish granted. You are now the victim of the biggest scam of the server.

I wish to not be a generic forum wanderer and Wynncraft player.

 

Granted, but your account is compromised,

I wish for a 100% pure cardboard box that is perfect with that arrives to me safely.

 

Wish granted. I burn it.

I wish to keep this thread alive.

 

Granted. But it gets even more cancer.

I wish to have a girlfriend.

 

Wish granted, she abuses you, cheats on you, steals your money, and gets away with all of this.

I wish my first mythic was a weapon and not a pair of boots

 

Granted. It's the worst Pure imaginable, it is untradeable, and you cannot remove it from your inventory in anyway, if you do, it'll just reappear and delete all of your inventory to make room if necessary. You can't even use it since it's level requirement is changed to level 102.

I wish I can win the "Last Person to Comment Wins" thread.

 

Wish granted, however the prize for winning is a sad feeling

I wish concentration(the armor water powder special) would get fixed so it would stack if you had it on more than one piece

 

Wish granted. Concentration now only is added to an armor piece if 3 T6 Water powders are attached to it. All the other powder specials are untouched.

 

Wish granted.

Nothing happens.

 

Nobody's wishing for anything here, so I guess I have to start this up again.

I wish for the mythic bow Spring.

 

Wish granted.

When you get it, another item tier is added, and it makes spring useless.

I wish for non-contaminated water.

 

Wish granted. However, the water was cursed by a warlock and now you must live out the rest of your life as a three-legged goat.

I wish for a third season of Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion.

 

Wish granted. You are assassinated by the AiPCF(Anime is Pure Cancer Faction).

I wish for redemption because last time I posted here I forgot to wish.

 

How does it arrive if your burn it.
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Wish Granted, but nobody cares.
I wish for polluted air.

 

Wish granted, but you are the only one affected by it.

I wish for all people still participating in the "Last Person to Comment Wins" thread to stop commenting on it and praise me as they let me win.

 

Granted, but new people join in as your wish is fulfilled.

I wish for everything.

 

Wish granted. Your existence being erased from the universe is in the package.

I wish for a good meme.

 

Wish granted, but the meme is so good nothing is ever funny again

I wish for unlimited talent

 

Wish granted. You are kidnapped by the Russian government to figure out how you obtained the unlimited talent. You are never heard from again.

I wish for a slice of cake.