King Of The Hill!!! (revival #2)

I build a hill under your hill. Your hill topples off my hill.

Mine.

 

I press the button again.
The hill falls on you again.
Mine.

 

I build another hill under your hill and your hill topples off again.

Mine.

 

I trap you two in a time warp where you do this over and over. I move the time warp to another hill. I claim the hill left behind.

Mine.

 

Oh.
I press the 3 button and summon another me, free from the time warp.
This me shoves you off the hill.
Mine.

 

Due to the No Cloning theorem, you are wiped from existence. I shove your clone off the hill and shoot it for good measure.

Mine.

 

I build a hill taller than the hill left behind.

Mine.

 

Except we are not perfectly identical. We are almost the same, but not as we are from different universes.
As such, I do not disappear.
Still mine.
Also I shoot you.

 

I build a hill under your hill.
Then I flee inside my personal flying artillery.
I also used my time warp device to continue your time loop.
mine