King Of The Hill!!! (revival #2)

good thing i can still use my remote.
the 3 button now brings an alternate universe me to this universe.
i press, and a really tiny me comes.
really tiny me sneaks through the fence and punches you in the genitals.
then he plays trap destroyer, which sets me free while you are incapacitated from a punch to the genitals
once i get out i

 

It hasn't been a month
Oh.
I climb back up the hill and shove you off
Mine.

 

Oh.
I climb back up the hill and shove you off
Mine.

 

I down-special up-smash you.
Mine

 

I build a hill taller than yours.

Mine.



Craft

 

no-one cares about this new hill.
it is taken down as a false idol.

i happy-feet-wombo-combo(that ain't falco)-damn-son-OOHHHHH-OHHHHH-OHHHHHHH-OHHHHHH-OHHHHHH-WHEREYOUAT-WHEREYOUAT you.
Mine.

 

I build another hill.

Mine.

 

no one cares about the new hill.
it's taken down again.
mine.

 

I huild another hill and shoot a cannon at the OG hill.

Mine.

 

A war between the hills erupts and in tge aftermath...only one remains. I claim it for myself.

Mine.

 

Oh.
I climb back up the hill and shove you off
Mine.

 

I build another hill.

Mine.

 

no body cares about that hill.
Still mine.

 

I nuke the planet with the hill you're on and it disintagrates. Then I establish a colony on mars with a bigger, badder, better hill. Then I plant my flag.
Mine.

 

i eat you, your army and your hill.
i am now the new hill because i am so fat.
mine.

 

I build a hill taller than you.

Mine.

 

Your hill is not what we want. I attack @Jaymon with missiles and get the hill back.

Mine.

 

i use a dupe glitch to get multiple hills

i claim a hill and plant my flag
mine

 

I build another hill taller than the dupes.

Mine.

 

I make the volume down button on my remote destroy all fake hills and, if it's destroyed, make a new hill to fight over.
I press, and all the hills disappear and the one true hill appears in the sky. It falls and pins all of you under it.

I get on top and claim it.
Mine.