Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted, however Salted decides to remove mythics the next day because of the negative effect they have on the economy.

I wish for a new keyboard with all working keys

 

Granted, but ctrl+f works like Alt+f4 now.
I wish for a chocolate bar.

 

Wish granted. The bar is bigger than the planet. Good luck eating it.

I wish for some curly fries.

 

Granted. The fries are made out of a mixture of saltwater, kale, and mush.

I wish for endless five-bar wifi whereever i go.

 

Granted! But now everything that uses wifi is broken

I wish for yummy food

 

Granted, but your taste buds now no longer function.

I wish I was credited for this game's concept.

 

Granted! Suddenly everyone hates this game, and wants to kill whoever thought of the concept for it.
I wish for an original idea for a wish.

 

Wish granted, but because original does not always equal good, the wish is stupid.

I wish my guild wasn’t so weird

 

Granted but your guild goes inactive and dead after 5 days of normalization.

I wish for ice.

 

Granted, but you are frozen to death as a result.

I wish for a spacecraft.

 

Granted but your spacecraft gets destroyed in space.

I wish for drinkable water.

 

Wish granted. The water is poisoned with lead during the plumbing and you DIE.

I wish no one was pissed when someone necroposts.

 

Granted but people are still getting in trouble / banned for necroposting. Since no one is upset, no one cares when someone gets banned for necroposting.

I wish for drinkable water that WON'T kill me.

 

Aight, let's go.

Wish granted, but I poison the rim of the glass that you drink from.

I wish I could sleep through the boring parts of life and not miss anything.

 

Granted but you skipped the history video you had to watch in history class and failed your test grade. This effect also causes you to skip all your other boring classes causing you to fail those as well.

I wish to have drinkable water in peace that won't kill me and won't harm me.

 

Granted! But everyone else doesn't have drinkable water and they all die

I wish for mythic daggers

 

Granted! They are Bob's Mythic Daggers!

I wish for drinkable water that doesn't kill nor harm ANYONE.

 

Wish granted but it comes in too large of a quantity and you drown in it.
I wish for a cursed sword that kills every person it touches (including the user)

 

Granted. You die, lifting the curse from the sword.
I wish I had a legitimate mythic.

 

Granted but then the mythic is a low spell damage roll pure with the worst stats possible also you spent a stack for it.
I wish for a piece of paper that is standard printing paper that does not have ebola on it.