Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted, however since jp only does coding, Fruma, Dern, and all future content is canceled.

I wish for a cure for acne that works

 

Granted! Except side effects include decreased awareness, hallucinations, changes in behavior, memory problems, sleepwalking, sleep eating (and cooking), and even sleep driving. Also a 5% chance of death

I wish to fill up @MarioYoshiBoo 's alerts hehehehehe

 

bro you haven't seen when I post a super good post and my alerts get bigger than 50

 

CORRUPT IT ALREADY or someone else do it

 

wish granted, but now i fill up your alerts

i wish for healthy food that tastes nice

 

Wish granted, the food itself is healthy it grows in a terribly dangerous place and everything else about the plant is incredibly toxic.

I wish that I could get enough sleep.

 

Wish granted. You can only sleep during the day.

I wish for a smoke bomb.

 

Wish granted. The smoke bomb accidently gets blowed up in your house. You suffocate to death.
I wish for someone to help me kill the orange wybel

 

Wish granted, but the person helping you takes all of the weapons the Wybel drops.
I wish you didn't have to grind worthless junk to do boss altars

 

this is probably what is going to happen.

 

Wish granted.
Now you have to throw in 20 mythics to activate each boss altar.

I wish for gavel dungeons.

 

Granted! But Wynn and Corkus dungeon gets deleted in the progress

I wish to be able to help my guild in guild wars

 

Wish granted. Right after you get one territory, guilds are deleted.

I wish for milk

 

Granted! Now everything you eat contains 10 gallons of milk

I wish for my lemons, have you seen my lemons

 

Wish granted! But first I take out the juice and inject it into your eyes.

I wish for school to end earlier.

 

Granted! but now it starts earlier too.

I wish for some ramen

 

Wish granted. I take the bow of steaming-hot ramen and dump the broth on you. You suffer second to third degree burns and have to go to the hospital, and I eat the ramen.

I wish to be a better prankster.

 

Granted! Pranksters are scum of the earth, so you become the definiton of a horrible person.

I wish I had more money ingame.

 

Wish granted, however its duped money so you get banned.

I wish I could do ctrl+f within my game so I can search for what territory discoveries I missed

 

Granted, your F key breaks permanently.
I wish I had a legitimate mythic.