The Most Complicated Board Game Ever

Draw a card, use a card (includes Movement cards) advance on the floors, fight, aquire reserve pieces or use a item they have.

 

to use a movement card one must first fight 2 tiny yetis

 

Movement cards dictate the amount of space you will move, simple as that. If you use dice or something that isn't movement cards instead of movement cards, the demond gods of the underworld of algeron will surface up and drag you down into their dark, yet burning pit of hell of endless torture, similar to that of that one scene in "drag me to hell". Remember, this game is a sacred game crafted by the hands of thousands of gods. If you don't use the givin items, you will anger them.

Anywho.
If you land in a space that says "Draw a card", you can draw a weapon card, energy card, spell card, trade card or another movement cards.
Weapon cards are only assigned to different "kits", which would be a Knight (Use swords and Shields), Sorcerer (Use wands and alchemy ), Archer (Uses bows and guns) and Assassin (Uses Knives and knives only).

There are different tiers / ranks of weapons, and even types. Weapons can increase base damage (Depending on the kits base damage on spell or melee), have added poison, can steal "Energy" from enemies, increase tanking or health, have a regenerative property, adds a bonus to energy or movement cards, and much more! Tier determines how rare the weapon is, Vintage being the rarest and common being the most common. You can discard your weapons or use it, while at the same time discarding your current weapon or trading the weapon with other players for other cards or weapons.

 

To escape the underworld you must defeat an underworld king, there are only 5 however so if a 6th person is dragged down they are stuck there forever

 

Combat against the Underworld King is special, and works in the following way. You throw seven nineteen-sided dice (available on our website at $500 each). If the number on the third one from the left is a prime number, attempt a bottle flip. If you fail, roll again, this time flipping again if the second die from the left is an odd number. If you fail again, run exactly fifty-two laps of the board before admitting defeat and starting again. If you fail your roll, you sacrifice a nearby insect to the government and start again. When you land a bottle flip, you may remove one of the King's 146 health tokens before starting again. Once you remove the last token, you beat the Underworld King.

 

this must all be done while chanting the "The Silmarillion" backwards

 

This can be avoided by drawing a card, then discarding a card you have.

 

However, you instead discard your entire hand if you draw the SECRET DOOOOM BOMB card, which also destroys all abbegrem jewels and sheep of unholy grace on the board.

 

Your ACTUAL hand will be cut off and discarded as well. It will be given as a trophy to the winner of the game

 

"How can I still play if both of my hands get cut off?" you might be wondering. Well, the game comes with a personal copy of the necronomicon, made out child tears, demon skin and a bit of Jake Paul's soul. This necronomicon has been forged in the 6th circle of hell with pigs blood and casted eternal mythical fire, and it comes with with a pentagram in the middle of the cover carved by Satan himself. So, one again, if it gets destroyed (by pouring holywater onto the book, putting a cross on it, bringing it to a church or bringing a religious Christian figure too close) by the person(s) currently possessing the book will anger the demons of hell, ultimately cursing them with hallucinations similar to that of a bad trip on wiwillalong with symptoms such as Delusions, Gangrenes, Paralysis, Internal cyst, Increased life span, and more. Don't worry, if you sell the book, lose the book or someone stole the book and it gets destroyed; do not fear! Since you ate not possessing the book, you are not cursed.

How will this help me with my missing hands? Well, because you are dripping blood everywhere, you can easily summon a helping demon by dripping blood into the necronomicon pentagram, then chant the Celtic summoners spell of Zepheron to have your own personal demon you can control.

To prevent any murders or theft or world dominatipn, demons summoned through this necronomicon are specified to help you hold cards, draw cards and discard cards. Then dissapear once the game is finished, plus, you might get a new hand.

 

Said demon is also unable to speak or understand any language besides latin. Translation cards can be drawn when landing on "draw a card" spaces, but will translate to a random language. If you need a latin-to-english transation card, you must summon one with the necronomicon. This does have a chance of summoning a random boss to fight. If the boss beats you, you lose your demon helper. If you beat it, the boss becomes your helper as well,but can only speak it's own language.

 

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Are there any other bosses in the game?

 

At any time, if you want to regrow your arm without negative side-effects, you may fight the ASCENDANT HERO!
If you win, you get it back. There is nothing more. The boss doesn’t affect anything else.

 

However, the ascendant hero has a 10% chance of being a fake, and the fake will eat your legs off

 

I said there was nothing more to it. I vote this post be disqualafied!

 

Google translate is allowed, but first you must drop to the lowest level of hell and fight your way back to the realm of the living

 

You said there was nothing more to the boss ITSELF, not the summoning of it

 

Necromancer

 

the necromancer summons potatoes that steals your piece and makes it go forward over -9000 spaces.

 

however to make it go forward you have to roll 6 doubles in a row and then sell a slice of your soul to the flying spaghetti monster