Void Rift (rp) - Intermission

"Oh god..." I say, laughing, wiping my face.

 

"Can't she create a portal and get us out of here?"

 

She smiles.
"What, not gonna order me to shut up again?" She laughs.

 

"No, it's just you calling me...no, I can't tell you that." I say, laughing, looking a little embarrassed.

 

"Not this far, not without my help. Aaand the problem with that is my tomes are at home."

 

"Ofcourse.. God dammit."

 

"Tell me or I'll do a little mind reading... and if you're thinking something along the lines of a private investigation, I'm going to punch you here and now."

"Inconvenience is great, isn't it?"

 

"Well, I guess you could call it a type of private investigation." I say, cracking myself up.

 

"Yep. It's funny how life does those things."

 

"Oh good, that pun didn't get intercepted by your stabby all the mimics mindset. Good to know you're back out of the stone age."

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"Right? Anyhow... did you want to talk with her?"

 

I suddenly look rather embarrassed.

"You...didn't read my mind, did you?" I ask nervously.

 

"Now I'm curious." She smirks.

 

"You...probably won't like what you see. Or you will, though...well, I don't know." I say, looking embarrassed.

 

She opts to read your mind after rolling her eyes.

 

Alice sees some scenes that, if put into a movie, would most likely cause the movie to be rated Adult. Artemis is certainly present, as well as language similar to what Alice used when referring to me.

 

She stops reading your mind and slaps you with her parasol.

 

"Ow, what the hell was that for!?" I ask, annoyed.

 

"For making reading your mind too tempting, then making me regret it."

 

"It's not my fault you're perverted and invaded my private thoughts!" I say, annoyed.

 

"It's not my fault your private thoughts are perverted, and you never ordered me not to do it."