If Wynncraft Was A Tv Show What Would Your Role Be?

I know not of this "grain" you speak of. Please tell me: who would be horrible enough to name their child after a crop used primarily in breads.

 

now ho wud
Grian be

 

main character along with Salted and Jumla

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I would be one of those background people who appears in every episode but never talks or really does anything
I say one word in season 1 episode 38
the fandom thinks I forshadow stuff with the things I do in the background but I really don't its just a coincidence. For example once I was reading a book called "Cows; a Look Behind Their Daily Lives"
the next episode Drale saved the whole world from Etus the Blind and Albert the Strong

 

An adventurer who travels the world alone and shows up in the background randomly. Would maybe sometimes interact with the main character/group.

 

I would be part of a spin-off team, that’s friends with the main team/characters. But only is super important for the one season where the team gets character development, then becomes side characters that are only important when the director dictates it.

 

I would be guy who stands in front of dungeons and says that no pets are allowed.

 

i would be a random guy commiting suicide almost every episode in the background
from lava, falling in the void, drowning, falling from great heights, dying from qira/bob/CoW/amadel/giant rat the second the main character is about to kill the boss, doing /kill over and over, doing csst naked, typing: good bye cruel world, so anything you can think of
so i'll be a little, fun easter egg

 

Bonus points if they censor you for later releases of that episode because of some medical condition or something that moral guardians precise offensive thus causing the fandom to go beserk.

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Salted is the big good who isn't actually that good at his job.

 

generally likable, inoffensive sorta-main character that get's killed off to make the fanbase cry

 

Bonus points: your revived only to be killed off again.

 

I'd be the spunky sidekick that ends up lossing so the main character has motivation to win.

 

Ice Bear would be a seasonal gimmick like the cabbage guy from Avatar the last airbender.

 

Okay I really want a wynncraft tv show now. Who knew this thread would make me want that.

My cabbages!

 

The dude the follows the main around for no reason at all

 

The ”generic old guru on the dojo on the hard-to-get-to mountain who gives the main charater cryptic advice, thus bringing the main charater closer to gaining an ancient techniloque or item to defeat the evil after the main charater just barery escaped the evil’s wrath”.

 

I'd Be a random warlord that takes up half the plot of the movie

 

I'll be that easter egg in some weird places, and in like a 4th-8th season or sumthin, i'll be revealed as like a god or sum sort of cringy race

 

I’d be the so-called really strong guy who exists for the sole purpose of being beat up by every new villain to show how strong they are.

 

I'd be the extra who shows up for a single day then never comes back.

 

Bonus points: everyone gets super attached to you and makes fanon about you and is constantly calling for you to show back up.