Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted! However its in quite rare supply and difficult to obtain, it seems the Demon Lord Malgoraoth has the only supply. The medicine also worsens your anxiety when your not on it.


I wish that I had 1 more IQ

 

wish granted
you used to have -1 IQ

I wish for spagetti

 

Granted! Spaghetti take over the world

I wish to rent movies for free

 

wish granted

enjoy your movie

i wish for pancakes

 

that is not a corrupted wish but a amazing grant
Granted! Human Pancakes! Mixed with some puppy as well

I wish that everytime I dabbed someone died, and that someone could not be anyone I know or anyone important in the role. Dabbing would also not cause an side effect death, for example dabbing and a fireman dying allowing a house to burn down causing a forest fire and ending the world would be impossible since that causes more deaths than the one dabbed upon. In addition, dabbing cannot kill anyone well known, and can be controlled by who I dab on as a garunteed death through teleporting into space

 

Granted! But you forgot how to dab

I wish for sugar

 

Granted
You are now blessed with sweet talking
Everytime time you talk to someone they immediatly fall for you and give their life savings to you in the worth of sugar.
You've now got 1602 Yandere's coming after you and anywhere you go your buried under a mountain of sugar


I wish I knew how to dab

 

Granted! But know your previous wish isn’t true...

I wish to be good at being good

 

Wish granted except your teacher misinterpreted you and makes you really bad at being good.

I wish for people to stop calling me poliwhirl

 

dear poliwhirl
your wish is granted, people won't call you poliwhirl anymore
but i'm no people, i'm a unicorn
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i wish for a bot that spams: hi poliwhirl

 

Granted! But bots went extinct

I wish a pet
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Wish granted! Mario steals it and jumps off of it on midair.

I wish for Mother Nature to roll into my town, dump two feet of snow on my town, roll out, and school is closed for a month.

 

Granted! But you have to make it up by going to summer school

I wish for extra wishes

 

granted! you just recieved an extra 0 wishes.

I wish for a mythic

 

Granted! You give to me for free, when I secretly made you drink some potions of drunkness

I wish to be in a super good guild

 

Granted! The guild is forced to disband due to internal drama.
I wish I had a mythic, but this time, I used a mod to lock it in place.

 

Wish granted, you get a 127% spell damage pure.

I wish for the Eagles to win the super bowl

 

GRANTED! YAYAYAYAY... except a Patriots fan murders you... for making that win... GO EAGLES
I'm a Seahawks fan... i just HATE the Patriots. Emphasize HATE

I wish for @Dr Alphys to let me win "Last Person To Comment Wins!"

 

wish granted. But I stop you from winning.

I wish I could level up to 100 on all classes

 

wish granted, but you get a max of 2 xp per mob, and the needed xp to level has doubled

i wish for jpresent to become the owner of wynncraft