Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted
@Jamieverse turned into cheese

I wish I was a dragon

 

Granted! Except everyone freaked out and the world was afraid of you so they declared war on you

I wish I could have unlimited [insert wish here], without anyone knowing

 

unlimited what lol

 

Wish granted! Except the unlimited is unlimited zombies chasing after you.

I wish for a mythic weapon.

 

wish granted, you have bob's mythic spear

i wish for a spear with the mythic tag

 

WTF stupid autocorrect

Granted! You know have a mythic spear, except you lose it when you die

I wish my phone didn’t have AUTOCORRECT

 

Wish granted, your nokia now doesn't have autocorrect

I wish i am wearing underware

 

Granted! But since u spelled underwear wrong you are wearing nothing

I wish for Wynncraft to come to life

 

Wish granted, Qira is now in your room and you are lv 1, and your closest spawnpoint is your room

I wish that i have a mom that cares for me

 

Wish granted, but she turns out to be overly caring.

I wish for the main storyline to come out.

 

Wish granted. But the Molten Heights quests, storyline, Dern, Fruma, Bloomi, jp's lag fixes, and ocean floor revamping is postponed for the year 3000.

I wish I could beat Qira, Bob's Reincarnation, Death, All LI Bosses, Yayha's true form, and the Orange Wybel at the same time.

 

Granted, but the arena is less than 40 blocks long and wide and its ceiling is only 5 blocks tall, and all bosses are capable of arrow storm spells, which are only capable of harming the player.

I wish for the rest of the corrupted dungeons (corrupted ice barrows, corrupted undergrowth ruins, corrupted galleon's graveyard and (maybe) corrupted fallen factory) to come out by the start of June 2018.

 

Wish granted. But they remove Corrupted Sand Swept Tomb, and all normal dungeons.

I wish i was good at soloing and had a good build.

 

Granted! You are good at soloing level 1 quests and have a good build for your level 1 class

I wish for cake

 

Wish granted
it's cake baked by Kale

I wish for 2 cakes

 

Granted! You get diabetes

I wish for 3 cakes

 

Wish granted! they're all made of wood.

I wish for water

 

Granted! However its salty, and makes you salty (DON'T JUDGE MY ONE BRAIN CELL)

I wish for two waters

 

Granted, you drown in them

I wish for me not to have a wish

 

Wish granted, but this statement is impossible so it breaks space time continuum

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