Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted. Once you're dying due to no reason to live, I recite the many wonders of life during your last few minutes of your short life.

I wish for something to happen so I can get out of school early.

 

There is a power outage, BUT u must go to summer school

I wish for something exciting to happen

 

Wish granted! Four turtles that weigh 1000 pounds capable of carrying metal alloys 60% gold and 2 turtles that weigh 200 pounds capable of filling 48218488 juice pitchers fall on you, then a trapdoor opens and you are dropped into the void, before being eaten by a dragon with 298 eyes and 2 noses.

I wish I am better in school

 

Wish granted, you are good at all subjects with no effort. Unfortunately you brag too much and get lynched by your classmates.

I wish for this thread to close.

 

Granted! It closed. Except someone else re-opened it.

I wish for a pet dragon, that DOESN'T KILL ME

 

Wish granted. It kills your family instead.

I wish people understood content team homies

 

Granted! Everyone understands them... except you

I wish that everything I buy is free, no matter WHAT

 

Wish granted! However, people kill you because of your advantage.

I wish people liked me

 

Wish granted! your mom liked you, liked: so not anymore

I wish to be a millionair that is being liked by at least 100 people

 

Granted. You have a million yen, and are loved by a hundred Nazis and hated by everyone else on the planet.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

 

wish granted
but suddenly you get sucked into a tv when anime is on and you participate in the show

i wish i could have the perfect life

 

granted. However, your perfect life is cut tragically short, thus granting you death.

I wish I could lucid dream any time I want

 

granted but you get used to your dream as if it was your real life and can't do anything else but dream
death is the only way out

i wish an army of mineturtles fell on their back next to kim jong un and his family

 

The mine turtles are defective.

I wish I had more emeralds in my bank.

 

Wish granted! You add one(1) emerald to your bank.

I wish for a Chicken Parmesan sandwich.

 

Wish granted! It falls on the floor and is instantly stolen by rodents before you could even get a bite in.

I wish I could motivate myself to do anything I want.

 

Wish granted, go clean your room

I wish for a wishing tree

 

Wish granted! Every wish granted by the tree is corrupted!

I wish for some french fries.

 

Wish granted, @Khaps is now fried

I wish all mcdonalds are free for me

 

Granted! But McDonalds closes down, and everything else is 5 times as expensive

I wish for some cheese