King Of The Hill!!! (revival #2)

Fair enough.
I renounce the hill. Now no one is in control of "the hill" except for the two people I've trapped in the time warp.

 

I take the hill while they are in the time warp.
Mine

 

You interrupt our time warp and get shoved off.
Mine/ours I guess.

 

I interrupt your interruption and shove you off

MINE

 

I go super late in the future where all of you already have died. I claim a hill. mine

 

Cool.
However, right now I still have it.
I also shove everyone else off.
Mine.

 

MINE

 

No.
Mine.

 

*ahem* I fart gunned you so MINE

 

oh
you didn't explicitly say it
i dodge
i shove you off
mine

lel while im here i might as well import my powers from "bs your way to victory"
ill use em later

 

sittin on a toilet
mine

 

sittin on a hill
Mine

 

i took a shit without flushing and you ran away
mine

 

i eat the shit
you are disgusted and run away
mine

 

the shit you ate made you throw up
you ran to another toilet while throwing up to end it there
i come back and see a line of vomit across the room
i takt the toilet home, lock the front and back door and locked the windows with iron bars
then i put the toilet in my bathroom, and lock my self in it, flushing all the keys

MINE

 

Cool.
You locked yourself in your bathroom. I still have the hill, albeit puking shit.

 

what you didn't know that i just put the toilet there and didn't connect it to the sewers
i just lift the toilet and there are the keys
i open all the doors and windows(i don't care if i get robbed i just want the hill)
i'm going north of Utrecht(city in the netherlands)
there is the Utrechtse heuvelrug(Utrechts' hill back if you translate directly)
then i sit on a hill
Mine!

 

I push you off the hill.
Mine.

 

i use a hack client with knockback resistence and push you off with a knockback 100 stick

 

a hill, but not the hill we are fighting over lel
you can fight over that, ill be here waiting on the original hill, albeit puking shit