King Of The Hill!!! (revival #2)

But...
The hill is the only thing on 'Earth'...
Okay, I take a portal gun and portal it ontop of your hill and go straight into it, which kills you and destroys your hill, and makes mine the real one. MINE

 

I live on mars. i destroy your planet. I place my flag on olympus mons. mine

 

Blowing up the hill is against the rules.

 

but you never said mine, so the hill is mine because i declared it

 

I attack you with

Artillery

• antiaircraft gun
• antitank weapon
• Big Bertha
• cannon
  • French 75
  • Vulcan automatic cannon
• coastal artillery
• German 88
• Maxim machine gun
• mortar
• Panzerfaust
• Panzerschreck
• Paris Gun
• Schwarzlose machine gun

Biological Weaponry

• anthrax
• plague
• Q fever
• ricin
• smallpox
• yellow rain

Chemical Weaponry

• adamsite
• diphosgene
• hydrogen cyanide
• lewisite
• nerve gas
• phosgene
• tear gas
  • chloropicrin

Combat Weapons
ranged weapons

• bola
• boomerang
• bow and arrow
  • crossbow
  • longbow
• grapeshot
• flamethrower
• Greek fire
• sling
• spear
• spear-thrower

hand-to-hand combat weapons

• bayonet
• club
• dagger
• halberd
• lance
• pike
• quarterstaff
• sabre
• sword
• tomahawk

Explosives
bombs

• depth charge
• dirty bomb
• grenade
• improvised explosive device
• mine
• shrapnel

explosive substances

• PETN
• RDX
• trinitrotoluene (TNT)

missiles
ballistic missiles

• antiballistic missile
• ICBM
• Lance missile
• Peacekeeper missile
• Minuteman missile
• Nike missile
• Polaris missile
• Poseidon missile
• torpedo
• Trident missile
• V-2 missile

cruise missiles

• Tomahawk
• V-1 missile

rockets

• bazooka
• Congreve rocket

Firearms
manual

• air gun
• blowgun
• blunderbuss
• carbine
  • Spencer carbine
• Gatling gun
• handgun
  • pistol
  • revolver
    • derringer
• harquebus
• musket
• rifle
  • Dreyse rifle
  • Lee-Enfield rifle
  • Mauser rifle
  • Springfield rifle
• shotgun

semiautomatic

• handgun
  • pistol
  • semiautomatic pistol
    • Luger pistol
  • revolver
• rifle
  • assault rifle
    • AK-47
    • ArmaLite rifle
    • M16 rifle
  • Garand rifle
  • repeating rifle
  • Springfield rifle

automatic

• handgun
• machine gun
  • Bren machine gun
  • Browning automatic rifle
  • Hotchkiss machine gun
  • MG42
  • MAG machine gun
  • Maxim machine gun
  • Schwarzlose machine gun
• rifle
  • assault rifle
    • AK-47
    • M16 rifle
  • Browning automatic rifle
• submachine gun
  • Sten gun
  • Thompson submachine gun
  • Uzi submachine gun

Nuclear Weapons

• intermediate-range nuclear weapons
• tactical nuclear weapon
• thermonuclear bomb
  • atomic bomb
  • neutron bomb
• weapon of mass destruction

Siege Weapons

• battering ram
• Big Bertha
• cannon
  • French 75
• catapult
  • onager
• culverin
• German 88
• ram
• Vulcan automatic cannon

GG! Throne is mine!

 

website that you copied from declares copyright and kills you. hill is mine

 

Built time machine and traveled to the future when ur using the bathroom and drop nukes

HILL IS MINE

 

but my bathroom is radiation-resistant, because it's the future. I kill you with my quantum gun. Mine

 

I will go back in time and stop you from stealing the throne!
MINE

 

I also go back in time and intercept you stealing the throne. mine

 

I go back in time and intercept you from intercepting me to steal my throne! MINE

 

You die because you are doing too much time travel. the throne is now mine.

 

I go back in time to prevent me and you from going back in time! The throne is MINE

 

however, you were already dead, so that's impossible. mine

 

Me from the past, burries a note saying, "future me, please travel back in time and give me all your goodies and the throne will be MINE." The future me reads this not, and brings back a lot of goodies. Since this is the past, you are not prepared for this, I bring super future tech. I use the portal creater, and create a portal straight to the throne. I use the existence remover, and remove your from existence. MINE

 

You remove a boy named Your from existence. Now his parents will riot against you and ultimately kill you. The throne is mine

 

The future me kills “your” with future tech. The future me brings me the time loop bracelet. I attack’s your throne, with all future tech and whenever I die, the time loop bracelate does it’s job and I “respawn” until I weaken you and KILL u. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The throne is mine!!

 

I seal the universe into a ping-pong ball, put the ball inside the universe somehow, and make my own little hill on the other side of the planet with the ping-pong ball inside.
My hill contains your hill, so your hill is mine.

 

OOOOOOFO DANG

YOU JUST GOT BOOMED

 

Oh.
I go back up the hill and shove you off.
Mine.