Corrupt A Wish!

wish granted! you need a key to unlock them, which you don't have

I wish people were nice

 

Wish Granted, however every animal is now a dick to you

I wish for I had a subtle knife

 

Granted!
You open a portal and a spectre kills you

I wish I had more of my friends in my world literature class

 

Granted! But you talk to your friends too much and get detention.
I wish I would ace all my essays.

 

Granted! Now everyone calls you a "nerd"
I wish I was on the Wynncraft leaderboard...

 

Granted! You're on the leaderboards for most deaths.

 

Awww shoot... wait aren’t u supposed to wish for something? I guess I will

I wish for some mythic weapons

 

Granted
You immediately drop them all in hoppers

I wish I could sleep more but still get to school in time

 

Granted! You can now sleep more and get to school on time! Unfortunately, you decide not to.
I wish for summer to start

 

Granted, but the leap causes a fracture in time and space destroying the world

I wish I had infinite biscuits

 

Granted. It ends the next day. I wish I had tons of money.

 

I wish you corrupted the correct wish.

Granted. Production of these biscuits is handled by an army of nanobots that take this universe and all parallel universes and turn everything except you into biscuits. You destroyed every possible universe. Well done.

I wish for a solution to inflation.

 

Wish granted, the solution is a tax system that takes 50% of everyone's hard-earned cash, which causes deflation.

I wish the Undertale fandom had a better reputation

 

Granted. They now have a reputation for omnipotence and infinite intelligence, which leads to them being frequently murdered when people discover that the rumours aren't true.

I wish for another habitable planet to exile all of the assholes from this one on.

 

Granted. However, their definition of "asshole" are the nice/neutral people.

I wish that my friends played the games that i do

 

Wish granted, however you never specified what games you play, so you and your friends play old Atari games that are super boring.

I wish for dungeon realms to stop calling themself "The Number One Minecraft MMORPG" and for that title to go to Wynn instead.

 

Granted! Dungeon Realms is now called "The Best Minecraft MMORPG".

I wish there were more poll options on the forums

 

Granted, however a poll is held to remove these features.

I wish I was a bit more creative.

 

Wish granted, you are so creative that no one understands your art anymore.

I wish I could beat Clubstep in geometry dash

 

Granted, but you can’t beat any other level.

I wish for checkers.