Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. Everyone attempts to buy the Internet and it crashes from too many micro transactions, resulting in the deletion of the Internet.
I wish I didn't have the flu.

 

granted but you get the spanish flu instead

 

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I can't read matrix langauge, so you get a puppy that has rabies instead.

I wish England wasnt a city.

 

granted. Now it is a continent, and made into a meme that lasted until the year 3000.

I wish gavel had secret discoveries

 

Granted. They're the old powder relics, and the lore for all of them is "haha we removed this lol" and they give negative XP. Also, they remove the exits and the /kill command.

I wish for Trump to give up golf and take up gymnastics instead.

 

Wish granted. He takes up gymnastics, but after an hour of doing gymnastics, he decides to go back to golf.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school tomorrow

 

Wish granted. You don't go to school tomorrow, but instead you're sent to Mount Everest with only the clothes on your back.

I wish my parents loved me

 

But only if you'd hate them

 

Wish granted, they love you so much that they give you a hug so tight that it crushes your organs.

I wish for 2018 to be a better year than 2017

 

Granted, but in 2019 the Empire State Building gets destroyed in a terrorist attack

I wish I had a good gaming pc (one that doesn’t play Skyrim at like 5 fps)

 

Wish granted. Skyrim plays at 6 fps

I wish for a couch

 

wish granted.
the couch is made of air.

I wish I'm not going to get B's or lower on school from now on.

 

Granted, you only get A* but to do that you spend your entire life studying until you die of starvation/sleep deprivation

I wish for a world made of chocolate for me to rule over

 

Wish granted, but the chocolate melts in the sun so you all die.

I wish that my friend could walk 30 mins in the cold to play RP with me and others tomorrow. (She ruined everything)

 

Wish granted

She can only walk very slowly, so won't make it to the RP within 30 minutes

 

I wish that @NPCGrian gave me a wish to corrupt

 

I wish each day had 3 more hours in it

 

wish granted! The extra three hours cause the earth to go off orbit, soon going into a black hole.

I wish people would stop triggering me

 

Wish granted. They make you cry.
I wish for keyboards.