Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted! Your life is easy, and now other's lives are hard.

I wish for world peace.

 

Granted, but to do that we need a world order and we now all live under a brutal dictatorship

I wish for a new world order

 

Granted, the "world" was too close to earth and ended up effecting our weather. The weather patterns flooded Florida and the entirety of eastern Asia, Europe is now freezing and the north-western U.S. now gets heavy rain and winds 24/7. But hey, the sky looks cool now with that brand spanking new earth-like planet.

I wish that this wish can't be courrupted

 

Granted, but because it is isn't corruptible this game breaks down

I wish I could decorate my Christmas tree

 

Granted, you have successfully decorated a christmastree. However, one of your Christmas tree lights failed and caused the tree to catch fire, ultimately killing you and you alone in the fire. No one ever loved after that you since you are now known as the person that almost killed their entire family.

I wish my phone battery lasted longer.

 

Granted, it is powered by a nuclear power core and takes centuries to run out. However it's so big you can't move it and it gives you radiation poisoning

I wish for a nuclear reactor

 

Granted. It melts down, leading to the greatest nuclear catastrophe ever. The oceans are contaminated and millions are dead. You survive, but are left horribly injured and are quite rightly blamed for the whole thing.

I wish for a punchbag with Donald Trump's face printed on it.

 

Wish granted, however it turns out that Trump is stuffed inside the punching bag, so when you punch the bag enough, it splits open and trump jumps out. When he jumps out, he starts beating you to death.

I wish for my family and I to live healthy, immortal lives.

 

Granted. You are locked in cages where you get to watch everyone else in the world get tortured to death around you. But hey, at least you're immortal, so it gets to happen forever...

I wish for an ordinary roast potato.

 

Wish granted, however you decided that the potato is too bland for your liking and you decide to put salt on your potato. You accidently spill the salt in your eyes, and your vision is blurry now. You walk into a door at full-force and end up in a wheelchair for as long as you live.

I wish I didn't have to write walls of text to corrupt @Hodsonius' wishes

 

Granted,but you forget how to write and read anyway

I wish I had the smarts

 

Wish granted
everyone else has more smarts

I wish life was simple

 

Wish granted but everyone got bored and died




I wish for autocorret to not be a thing

 

Granted, clippy will now replace autocorrect on every device and there is no way to deactivate it.

I wish that all the ice located in the artic melted

 

Wish granted
the ice in the Antaractic still has ice, and the icebergs there traveled away from the antarctic region and smashed into our continents, causing a catastrophic event called "the ice extinction".

I wish I have a scientific mind.

 

Granted, but your scientific mind over analyzes everything and everyone and people no longer like you/ you no longer enjoy things, as they are ruined due to over analyzing.

I wish for the FNaF timeline to make sense and have a conclusive ending.

 

Granted, but nobody cares because nobody actually plays that game.

I wish the local Airsoft arena wasn’t open only on weekends so I could go play with my new M4A4 Lancer Tactical.

 

Granted, they're open all week, but only for one week per 2 years

I wish for magic powers

 

Granted you get the power to fart at will!


I wish for this wish to be bad so when it’s corrupted it is good

 

Wish granted
but the magic genie accidentally corrupts it twice

I wish I could solo Qira