Soon™

The objective of this game.

Create the next updates of Wynncraft, starting from 1.2. This requires

- A name
- Three important added features
- Three important removals
- Soon™
Get as crazy as you can.

Example:
1.2: The Update
Additions
-Cheese has been added!
-The nether is now the end.
-Renamed The Envoy to Mechanical Domination of the Corkian area.
Removals
-Removed Gavel.
-Removed Dungeons.
-Removed 3/4 of the Wynncraft quests.
Soon™

HAPPY UPDATING

Soon™

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ILL START
1.2: The Salted Update
Additions
-Salted now appears in 95% of the quests!
-Bak'al has now been renamed to Peppered.
-A new questline, called Salted! Salted Part I --> Salted Part VII
Removals
-Removed Corkus and replaced it with Bloomi.
-Removed the first quest, and made it The Hive instead.
-Removed half of the Wynncraft servers.
Soon™

 

1.AAAAAAAAA
the FUCK BLOOMI update

additions
-added pain
-added suffering
-added bad writing

removvals
-removved bloomi
-rmovved gavvel
-removved all hero tags

 

1.3 the realistic update
- all people now talk
- no more blocky look to things
- game now requires mods
Removes
-removed originality
-removed creativity
Changes
-tweaked the first quest and made it WynnExD

 

1.4.5
The Detlas Update

Additions
-Renamed all cities Detlas
-Original Detlas is now the capital of the world
-New Quest "The Detlas Province."

Removals
-Removed Pure
-Removed Banks
Players must now walk around with all items on them.
-Removed other worlds.
Players will now spawn in Detlas world 1 when entering the server.

Soon™

 

1.5, the Ajit Pai update.

Added fidget spinners, eclipse glasses and nerf guns

Removed net neutrality.

 

1.6
The Economy Update

Additions:
-A brand new capitalist economy
-Tycoons
-Bank loans
-Labor
-A new quest story line! Wealth or Knowlage I >>> Wealth or Knowlage 2
-Debt
-Even more poor people
-The ability to make players loot and sell stuff for you, with pay of coarse
-Ability to work for a player
-Reworked The Fortunteller
-Economic Depression
-Brand new trade system! You can sell items to people easier who live in different time zones

Removed:
-Communism
-All emeralds currently existing
-Loot bonus reduced by 10%
-The "no scam" rule
-Discoverer chestplate

 

1.7 The Nuke Update
-Yahya sets off a nuke and he is the only survivor

 

1.8: The Thorny Economy Update

Additions:
All native plants in Wynn have thorns! Even the grass has thorns that OHKO you!
Thorns got a 9,001% buff to help balance the economy and some other bull crap.
Assassin gets the brand new FALCON PUNCH spell that notifies everyone on the server when it happens!
You can now play Wynncraft on the Sega Saturn.
You can now buy all mythics at the Wynnter Fair. This should not break the economy at all...

Removals:
The Item Identifier is now gone. We thought "Let's make current items more valuable by making all items in the future unobtainable!"
Maro Peaks is gone after the aftermath of Update 1.7: The Nuke Update but nothing else.
The Nether was replaced by a direct copy of Hypixel's Skywars. We thought it would sell better.
Pigpuck was replaced by Super Smash Bros. Melee

 

1.9: The Unknown Update
Coming Soon

Additions:
A new weapon/armor tier has been added: Unknowns.
Unknowns have no lore and are direct copies of Mythics but with triple the damage!
Players are now invisible
Corruption has been changed to the "Unknown"
Everyone's classes have been reset.

Removals:
All items besides Unknowns
Corruption
Emeralds
Maltic
Villager Noses

 

1.10: The Zombie Update

Changelog:
- After multiple complaints about there being too many zombies, we added 2000 more types of them!
- Added a block that creates 1000 new types of zombies whenever someone steps on it.
- We decided that Gavel had too much variation with their mobs, so we turned them all into zombies!
- Added Zombland, the home province of the zombies. This province is accessible once you kill at least one of every zombie type, including the ones created by the zombie block!
- Removed the ocean, causing every landmass to be connected in order to allow the further spread of zombies.
- Added Herobrine.

 

1.11: The Dead Meme Update
Additions/Removals:
- The whole soundtrack has been replaced by We Are Number One, All Stars, Let It Grow, and a bunch of other meme songs that I can't be bothered to list.
- All in-game cutscenes have been replaced by the bee movie trailer
- All villagers now look like Stingy from Lazytown
-Removed Wynn and Gavel and all of their quests due to not having enough memes(except for mushroom man and ???)
-Dern and Fruma are canceled, but don't worry, Bloomi and Morgor will take their place. Mushroom Man and ??? will now take place in Bloomi due to Wynn and Gavel being removed.
- Removed all spears except for air spears, and removed all bows except for fire bows

Coming Soon™

 

1.12
The 23 update
Added 23 more provinces
Added 23 more kinds of powders, that are not usable
Added 23 mythic weapons
Removed 23 quests
Removed 23 cities
Removed bloomi again

 

1.13
The update that was supposed to happen after gavel
Added main storyline "stuff"
Added grootslang boss
Added castle dullahan dungeon
Added orphion dungeon
Added molten heights quest
Added seaskipper to the durum isles
Added something to the temple near olux
Added more corrupted dungeons

Removed 75 server capacity

 

Wynn update 1.14 - The Revolution

- The king of Ragni has been executed, and Chairman Blyat Blyatslovski has been instated.
- All emeralds have been removed. Possession of them is illegal, and those found holding them will be banned.
- All players will be given a mob quota which they must fulfill. All drops must be given to the nearest server deposit. Failure to comply will result in a ban. The moderators reserve the right to assign level 1 mages to Ahmsord if they are deemed to have 'capitalist tendencies.'
- Autoban will trigger if any of the following statements are said: "I hate this" "money" "I don't agree" "my" "Chairman Blyat is alright" "Some things could be changed."
- Update 1.6 was a lie. Speaking about 1.6 will autoban you.
- Noteblock music has been removed. Instead, we will blast our glorious anthem.

Spoiler: Glourious Ear Murder

- The entire villager population has been relocated. Greedy capitalist swine have no place in our utopia.
- Dern will attempt to invade in the winter. Nothing will go horribly wrong.

Comrades, now is the time we rewrite the world! What was once unattainable is within our grasp- a glorious server for the people! Rise in praise to the Wynncraft flag!

... too real?™

 

And this is why we aren't a communist nation.

 

Update 1.15 - The French update.
Emeralds have been replaced by the Euros
You will get shot for not knowing perfect French
The weather is much more shit
Smoking is mandatory
You are not allowed to shave your armpits
Must be a complete sex bomb
You have to be more sad
Anyone over 105lbs will be shot
Eat more fucking cheese

 

Update 1.14 - Ocean Update

Gameplay
Enchantments

• Loyalty[3]
  • Can be applied to tridents causing them to come back after thrown[3]
• Impaler[3]
• Slipstream Dash[3]
  • Will make the player leap forward
    • Only works in water or in rain

World generation
Shipwrecks[1]

• Will contain chests with loot in them[4]
• Were shown primarily composed of dark oak wood planks and dark oak fences[1]

A biome made of icebergs.[5]
Icebergs[1][5]

• Consist of packed ice, snow layers, and snow blocks. [5]
• Generate on the surface of frozen ocean biomes. [1][5]
• Can generate with tall columns and tunnels.[5]

Ocean biomes[1]

• Addition of more ocean variants, including warm and cold versions.[1][5]

Blocks
Coral[1][6]

• Available as block, slab, stair and plant[1][6]
• 5 colors have been shown
• Textures will be replaced

Kelp[3][6]

• Grows up from the bottom of the water in tall pillars[6]
• Generates in a type of ocean biome that is separate from the one coral generates in[1]

Items
Tridents[1]

• Can be thrown at enemies or used as melee weapon[3]
• Can be enchanted with new enchantments Loyalty, Impaler, and Slipstream Dash[3]

Mobs
"The Monster of the Night Skies" (Mob B)[3][7]

• Was voted in by viewers of MineCon Earth[1]
• Spawns at high altitudes, and swoops down in groups of around 3 or 4 to attack players that have not slept in a long time.[1]
  • The player must be above sea level

Dolphins[1][8]

• Will often jump out of the water and land back in
• Will lead players to sunken treasures[1]
• Will not drop anything upon death[9]

Fish[1][6]

• Come in several different colors and/or types
• Can be picked up in a bucket and placed back down. When this is performed on the fish, it will no longer be able to despawn.

Turtles[10]

• Water mobs which will make nests on shorelines throughout various biomes.
• They will have a baby variant, which will move into water when born.

Planned changes
General

• Water will be able to flow through semi-transparent blocks such as fences and slabs.[1]
  • Items placed in flowing water will move through semi-transparent blocks the water flows through, instead of colliding with them as expected as if the water was not there.[1]
• Items in water will float upwards.[1]

Blocks

• Magma blocks placed under water will produce bubble columns that reduce the water's buoyancy.[1]
  • Magma blocks will spawn in ocean ravines.[4]
  • The bubble columns will make the player's boat shake when the player sails near them, until the player sinks with the boat.[1]
  • Bubble columns will also cause items that are in the water near them sink too.[1]
  • The player will be able to breathe while in the bubble columns.[4]

Soon™

 

u wot

 

WE HAVE REACHED 1.15!
jp will now shut down the server forever okbai

SOME MOD LOCK THIS THING

 

Reincarnation Update 1.150000000000000000001
- Added wynncraft
- Every quest is now reincarnation
- Added bob merchant, allowing all players to summon infinite bobs upon will

- removed bob's mythic weapons and replaced them with actual bob's mythics with 9999999 damage (but only bob can use it)
- removed all bossfights stronger than bob
- removed all weapons

Extra notes: All players in game names are bob