Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but it takes you 20,000+ attempts to do each one

I wish I could watch The League of Gentlemen

 

granted but it’s just league of legends but without violence

I wish to end net nesutrality

 

Wish granted, however this causes a huge riot and you are assassinated.

I wish for all diseases to be eradicated completely.

 

granted but all doctors lose jobs and unemployment skyrockets.


I wish for trump to be impeached and replaced by mitt Romney

 

granted, but later he is assassinated by the Ku Klux Klan along with any other qualified political member, which means Donald Trump must return to being president.

 

Wish granted! You put the videos on YouTube, are immediately accused of hacking, and then vanish from the Internet and real life, locking yourself in your room to die.

I wish for my life to remain as it is. I don't need anything right now.

I realized 5 seconds later, "Oh, wait. I corrupted the wrong wish. It's okay though, because @Satakakel didn't wish for anything."

 

Granted. Life continues the way it is and you eventually die.


I wish for Christmas to be today

 

Wish granted! The 7 billion people in the world prank you by convincing that today was 12/25 and then when you realize it's not, then you lose your sanity.

I wish for my school to unblock a bunch of websites that don't need blocking.

 

Granted, but net neutrality gets passed

I wish for school to end

 

Granted, the apocalypse ends the world, no more school!

I wish I didn't have this cold

 

Granted you don’t have a cold but a plague
I wish I could eat as many buffalo wings as I wanted

 

Granted, but buffalo don't have wings so you get a genetically engineered abomination of a winged buffalo that lives its entire life in agony. Also it tastes horrible.

I wish you a merry Christmas.

 

granted, i caused mass genocide through Spain.

I wish a wish about wishes wishing for wishes that wish for wishes while wishing for nightmares that turn into dreams that wish that you sleep tight that wish that you wish this wish wasnt this long and confusing

 

Granted, you messed u the space time continuum.

I wish for chicken

 

granted, but it looks like this:


im not wishing anything

 

granted, the universe ends
im wishing for everything

 

Granted! The first thing that is granted is that no more of your wishes will be granted.
I wish this thread would close.

 

granted, net neutrality happened and they took down the page

 

God dammit, @The Shroobs you forgot to wish.

I wish @The Shroobs would get wiped off the face of the internet as his punishment.

 

granted, they wiped soo hard life went exting