The Most Complicated Board Game Ever

Powerful items can randomly explode (oops)

 

If they explode, they are replaced by Dank Meme tier items, the second strongest after Kim Jong Un tier ones.

 

However you cannot use Dank Meme Tier items and the player must first upgrade them to Kim Jong Un tier items for them to be usable

 

In order to upgrade them, the player has to fuse them with a cutethulu trophy (gained for killing cutethulu.)

 

Cutethulu was an existing thing. Search the whole thread. As of this i say this post should not be included in the game!

 

Misread Cutethulu as Cthulhu multiple times! Thanks for pointing that out-
In that place, I do nothing!
man this is becoming like real life. me? being useless?

 

However to activate the cutethulu trophy you must first subtract the number of times the kraken has been fought by the number of minikrakens currently in play and then move that number of spaces forward

 

The cutethulu trophy(not sure if its spelled wrong or not), when the activating conditions are met, actually only activates .00001% chance of the time.
You also only have one chance to try to activate it.

 

To get more tries at activating it you must take one card from the spare cards deck each turn until you find an "extra attempt" card

 

Every extra attempt card also inceraces the odds of success by 0.5%.

How does combat work?
(Also i might one day make this a real game. But on a computer.

 

Floors already represent enemies.
You fight by singing songs. The strongest attack is ”It’s Every Day Bro” but sung like opera.

 

However to perform any attacks you need to collect the relevant energy cards from the discard pile

 

The discard pile is where used cards go. Each card has an energy type.

 

An energy type can only be seen if the kraken has been fought the turn before

 

Each energy card provides a different energy unit. There are 6 different levels of Energy Cards: Alpha (+1 unit), Beta (+2 units), Omega (+3 units), Gamma (+4 unitd) and Delta (+5 units) and meth (+10 units). Energy cards are used to perform basic attacks and spells. Ex: it takes 2 energy units to preform the slash move. Ex 2: It takes 5 energy units to use this card

Each energy type in cards have a different function. Primary Energy types include: Supportive, Offensive, and Defensive, self explanitory. Secondary energy types include: Fire, Light, Darkness, Earth, Air, Water and Thunder. Secondary energy types show functions, as shown below. Primary energy types can combine primary and secondary, same thing is true for secondary.
Offensive:
Fire: Damage lingers on in an enemy
Light: Counters "Dark" Enemies
Dark: Counters "Light" Enemies
Earth: Damage doubles
Air: Enemy is knocked back
Water: Enemy is slown. down
Thunder: Damage increases per hit

Defensive:
Fire: Grants a member a shield of fire
Light: Wards off ghost and dark types
Dark: Wards any enemies exepy dark types
Earth: Poisons those that come near
Water: Slows enemies that are near
Thunder: Constantly damages enemies that are near

Supportive:
Air: Grants a member more speed
Earth: Heals members and members near by
Fire: Gives you a circle of healing
Light: Become moira from overwatch
Dark: Ressurect those that have died
Thunder: Give a slight damage boost
Water: Heals members drasticly

Examples of Cards include...
Wall of Thorns
Offensive-Defensive fire thunder earth
Desciption: Those that come near will experience a world of pain. Once enemies touch the shield, damage will linger for 5 turns, exponentially doubling damage each turn passing by.
Energy Required: 20

Its Every Day Bro
Offensive-All
Desciption: cringe lingers within all of those around, shattering bones and souls. Damage lingers and doubles for 10 turns.
Energy required: 9001

 

However, Alpha and Meth cards must be used together, Beta and Gamma have to be used apart, Beta and Omega must be used together and if they aren't you have to turn over the discard pile and Delta cards can only be used if you have the "sheep of unholy grace" card in your hand

 

You can put the "sheep of unholy grace" card in your hand from the top of your sideboard by sacrificing all of your other cards to the secret Zombie Bee, who then awakens, and you have to play chess against the Zombie Bee to keep the sheep of unholy grace.

 

The chess is basic chess. Not everything needs to be super complex

 

Bump

What does a player's turn consist of? What actions are available to them on their turn?

 

However, once the game has been won the Zombie Bee awakens and becomes the Zombie Bee Queen, this enters a new phase where you have to beat it at Chess while playing a game of Guitar Hero