The Most Complicated Board Game Ever

The game board is designed to look like monopoly, but with gothic imagery.

 

Defeating the kraken gives you an egg, that can be hached at the hachery, located right after the start. This gives you a minikraken that you can use to skip the kraken once.

 

If you skip the Kraken, the Leviathan appears in the prison. It has ~5 times the Kraken’s health and damage.

 

Killing the Leviathan allows you to advance to the spire, where you must beat cuphead in one go

 

If you fail, you lose 100k in game currency to the Devil.

 

If you pass, you get sent to the top of the spire to collect the game goggles, which let you see the invisible paths on the game board

 

The paths are all one-way and lead to the start. How do we get pieces and reserve pieces?

 

To get pieces, yank a tooth out of the person to the right. If you pull a cavity, take the car

 

If you dont pull a cavity you must ride on the back of a penguin.

 

If you stay on the penguin for more than 30 seconds, take the igloo. If not, create a signal fire for the next group in the next town

 

Towns are randomly generated with different real life buildings. Buildings aren’t affected by the surroundings when generated.

 

If your town has a distillery, take the bottle. If not, roll the demolition dice to decide which building to demolish

 

The bottle decides wether you advance 5 floors or go back to the start.

 

Along with this, if you demolish a hospital, take the needle. If not, take the shoe. This game is for four people

 

The four pepole must posess an iq higher than 200 to safely play this game.

 

If not, players get stuck in the death zone, where everyone is death

 

If you end your turn with 421 points or more, you must commit honorable seppuku.

 

The players can get out of it if they manage to attack and kill one of the phoenixes above the death zone, so it falls into the zone. This gives all players a phoenix gem.

 

Phoenix gems just kill you again. How do players win?

 

If a player dies by phoenix gem, they will be revived half an hour later, but gain an abbegrem jewel. It can be traded for an powerful item. (Also, wincon was on page 1. Move 420 times)