Life Of Jerry

Richard despised Jerry for destroying his position as heir to N.Korea by destroying the world. So he brutally tortured him and cut off all his limbs before...

 

He realized jerry had starfish DNA and could regrow limbs at will. He then had the brillant idea of...

 

... Submerging all of his limbs in acid, regrowing them, and submerging them again for maximum pain. However, before he could be subjected to it, Bryan used his skill to bust them out of the torture chambers, taking mortal wounds along the way. As Jerry cradled his dying mentor in his arms, he.....

 

...he realised what he had to do. He ripped open Bryans chest and ate his heart, consuming his soul and gaining his power. Jerry then...

 

Revived Bryan as a voice inside his head. Hey better than death. With his new advisor, Jerry...

 

Hey cmon i cant keep this alive by myself

 

...decided that becoming a human spider wasn't enough, he needed to transcend into a human centipede. Then he realised the connotations of those 2 words and decided he just wanted 10 legs instead of 8 so he...

 

Played a game. Of football. With a nuke as the ball.

 

which then blew up, and then multiplied into 2 nukes.

 

They kepth multiplying and exploding untill they created a black hole. Jerry...

 

... was viciously torn apart and had all of his legs mutilated one by one as he screamed in pain. His legs were ripped to shreds by the tear in reality. As his legs were being torn, crushed and expanded by the powerful force of nature jerry...

 

...or what was remaining of him, was thrown several billion miles into space, where he *somehow* landed on another planet with intelligent life without death.

Author's note: I'm aware of how BS this is. I just want to be interesting.

 

Jerry realised that he must conquer this new world and live as the new human starfish dictator. However...

 

...It wasn't as easy as he thought, because...

 

The aliens worshipped seagulls, and ate starfish on a regular basis, but Jerry...

 

...also worshipped seagulls and ate starfish! Therefore, he made a democracy with an important rule...

 

..."All who live my community will only strive if thou have 8 or more legs. And..." He got interrupted because he gained black hole genes from the black hole! They were starting to act up and...

 

Jerry had to eat an endless amount of starfish while fighting cutethulu.

 

(godammit cutethulu get back in your board game)
Cutethulu was too powerful and almost wiped out the entire planet before Jerry...

 

(No, cutethulu is gonna be my thing. Everywhere there is me, there is cutethulu.)
Made it uglythulu