Life Of Jerry

he decided to go to Arby’s

 

But then suddenly Pharah came, driven with righteous fury as you killed her soulmate. Justice rained from above, and Jerry was again dead.

 

Then, the medic from tf2 came. It attacked all overwatch heroes at once. As the medic’s ubersaw had a ridiculous crit rate, they all died in a few secends. The medic Then revived jerry, but.....

 

Jerry had lost all of his extra limbs! In a fit of anger he...

 

Decided to go back in time to fixa all his problems. He spent hours tirelsy building and testing his machine. And when it finally worked...

 

He decided to break it down and make a time machine, where he went to...

 

...An isolated alien lair four million miles away from the earth in 99000011 B.C. However...

 

the alien lair was entirely filled with alternate versions of Jerry, Jerry ...

 

Decided to have a full-blown orgy with all of his alternate selves. However, they forgot to use protection, so some of the Jerry’s became pregnant with...

 

...baby human spider Jerrys that...

 

attacked the Jerry's as soon as they were born...

 

but since it was in the past, jerry being hurt caused for some complex quantum physics to create a time paradox, destroying the universaalinen. Jerry still survived thanks to anti-paradox vaccine, but...

 

the anti-paradox vaccine cost all of Jerry's money, leaving him poor...

 

But he got the money back by going back to his orginal time and robbing a bank, but...

 

he was caught by the police and jailed for life...

 

An old military general by the name of Bryan "Lord Venom" Charles had been sent to prison for "treason against the elders" despite his life-time of warring for the honor of his nation. His old age coupled with several hidden wounds has severely impacted his health and even he realises he doesn't have much time left. As the guards toss poor Jerry into the cell, Bryan's eyes flash and he catches the bedraggled kid. Lacking any form of pretence he loudly proclaims "Son, you have really hit the jackpot today! This master shall pass everything he knows to you and your name shall resound for hundreds of generations! I only hope that your heart stays pure and just. From this day onward, you are my last and only personal disciple!"

 

Jerry thinks this man is insane. Just like him. They start training together. Jerry Also grants him immortality so they won’t die during the training. On one training session...

 

...The cell wall explodes, and a ragtag team of bandits wanting loads of money from capturing the "infamous Jerry" kidnap Jerry and Bryan, and bring them to...

 

To their leader for questioning before being ransomed. Jerry and his teacher are forced to kneel in front of the bandit leader, who's name was...

 

Richard Jerson-
The person who is Jerry’s father-in-law, and his twin that had been born 30 years ahead of him.
(Look at page 2. I made the charater, and now he’s gonna be a real antagonist... at least for a bit. Btw Finland took over africa because they needed more coffee.)