Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but the glass itself is made of water, and it unfortunately falls apart because it is water.

I wish for a cup filled with water

 

Granted, but you never specified how much water, so there's just one molecule of H2O sitting in a cup.

I wish for nothing. My life is good right now.

 

You become the very embodiment of nothing and cease to exist.

I wish for my death to be quick and painless.

 

Wish granted, however you are reborn and your second death is long and painful.
I wish that the item buyer payed more for items that you sold him.

 

Granted. However, now he only buys depressing items and mythics.
I wish for the power to turn water into swine.

 

Wish granted. However the pigs are vicious and have huge tusks, impaling you instantly.

I wish for a stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut.

 

Granted. While eating, you choke on the extra thick crust and die.

I wish I was the Flash.

 

Granted. You forgot to specify which flash, so now you're a light on a camera.

I wish I could speak to dogs.

 

Granted, you can speak to dogs, but you still cannot understand what they are saying

I wish there were decent warps on the market

 

Wish granted. However, you cannot afford the prices of them.

I wish I would not lag in any video games.

 

Granted, but now you lag in real life

I wish for a lifetime's supply of chocolate

 

Granted, but the chocolate is extremely bitter and it tastes disgusting
I wish that the update will add a mythic thunder bow for 90+

 

Granted, but the bow is impossible to get
I wish i was real

 

Granted, but since you are already real, you create a paradox, a black hole, and end the universe.

I wish to commit first-degree arson and get away with it.

 

Wish granted, but one hour later the acetylene gas tank you had to commit the arson blew up and killed you.
I wish that I am interesting

 

Granted, you're so interesting you're considered an anomaly and the US government kidnaps you for testing

I wish I had some cheese

 

Granted, but it's that nasty stinky cheese that somehow tastes even more awful than it normally does

I wish the update would come out a week faster without a lack of content

 

Granted. The update, because it's rushed, has more bugs than Wynncraft ever had combined and everyone quits.

I wish that I found a Raindrop before it got nerfed.

 

Granted but you found one exactly one second before the nerf

I wish people liked me

 

Granted, but everyone is so obsessed with you that you become sick of all the attention.

I wish for Warriors Tigerhearts Shadow to not be released / not be cannon as it ruins aVoS.